Never Gonna Give You Up just so it breaks the Internet.

Alien.

"Waow what the f-!"
"- DON'T KILL IT!"
*kills it* "- Sorry, you were saying?"

Still can't figure why they didn't kill it when they had opportunity. 😬

My top 5 is :

Arcane Mr. Robot Breaking Bad The Good Place Stranger Things

In 3 days, when you got it installed right.

Intersting how we can "undress any girl" but I have not seen a tool to "undress any boy" yet. 😐

I don't know what it says about people developing those tools. (I know, in fact)

Here you go !

While calling terrorists everyone who stands for Gaza and sending the police, which mutilated many people under Macron's regime, to interrupt protests.

Classic Macron.

Mine is really weird and hard to describe. I'll try to be concise. I close my eyes (no shit Sherlock) and I imagine faces of people. It can be someone close, a star of a TV show, anything. Then I change element of their face one by one (e.g. their eyes). And I keep going. And everytime the face changes enough I question myself "I know this person, who is this ?". And when I answer the question, the face is clearer (because I've put a name on the face so it is easier to imagine it and correct it) and I can go on again until I fall asleep.

Idk how you do guys, but I just make turns quickly on myself and I am fully dressed. The only part I can never remove is that green diamond-shaped thing above my head. If you know how to remove that, tell me.

I lived in a house with housemates. This house was managed by a company.

One day, a mate goes with friends outside and I'm left with two other housemates which were in their rooms when I cooked myself something to eat. The bell rang. I went to see who it was and was introduced to someone who asked to visit the house. He said he knew A (one of the two housemates who was at home) and they wanted to visit before joining us. I told him there was no visit but he insisted and I accepted thinking it would last 5 minutes and also thinking about my food in the oven. When I accepted he told me a friend of him would join. And after that the one who drove them here would too. And it was at this moment I knew I fucked up.

They entered and started asking me questions about the room number of A. I told them I don't know his room number. They tried to make me ask him to come but I declined because we weren't so close. Two of the three persons stood with me in the kitchen and one other vanished (he tried to find A's room).

I quickly got they were after him so I texted A that I handled it and asked him to stay in his room. At some point the three guys explained that A scammed them and they lost around 7k euros and they believe A owe them.

And the bell rang again. The three guys imagined it was the police and one of them told the other not to panic because they did "nothing wrong".

I got to the portal. By the time I got there the police opened it and in no time I had the flash of a light in my eyes. They asked who I was and claimed they were called for a robbery. I was like "wtf there is no robbery" but nevermind I explained three guys managed to get in the house but were here for something else than visiting.

A policewoman went upstairs to A's room. She asked him to open. He declined but she didn't gave him the choice so he eventually opened. He was really scared. The polioewoman yelled at him saying he lied about the robbery. He added that one of his mate got aggressed. I was the only one with the three guys and they never hit me so I couldn't understand why so much lies. The police asked him to go downstairs he said no, very panicked. She asked if he knew the guys, he said no but he obviously did because he was frightened.

I went downstairs with the woman, finding his colleague laughing with the three guys. I was like "wtf is this". They were very nice with them and at some point they got out.

Turns out a mate was really aggressed. The followed the one who went to a party with his friends at kick him out of the transport, asking him his phone to know who he was related to A. They took information and used that to make me confident enough to let them visit the house.

In the end, A really scammed those guys with crypto. He first denied for a day but ended up telling us.

The smell of the freshly mown lawn. It smells so bad and I'm allergic so I guess this explains why I dislike how it smells.

I'm scared of horses because their mouth is in their nose and I find it creepy with their huge teeth.💀

sudo apt remove python3

Thinking I would install a more recent version. 😂

1 app on 76 apps is not open-source. So 98.7% of my apps are open-source !

I miss /r/rain and /r/cosyplaces

I am a dev but I always find it hard to get into the code of opensource projects so I am never able to contribute. I hope I can understand how to figure this one day.

Switched to PipePipe because Tubular is not updated as quickly as Tubular, the dev said it's not on the top of their list. Also PipePipe has some more features such as playing the video faster while you leaveea finger on the screen.

I had a JJ stent removed without anesthesia. I have a penis so they enter this way to get it out.

I thought the pain of the kidney stones, which were the reason I had a JJ sten, twere the most painful thing I could have in my life. Turns out I was wrong.

Remember to drink, really.

A chameleon so I can get the ability to camouflage. Well as long as I don't move. Also I think I can grab the TV remote controller with my tongue. Or do insane tricks throwing food and catching it with my tongue. And well... maybe other nice things to find out with that tongue. 🔞

Don't know which one to recommend but I would never recommend Ubuntu. It is full of bugs to me. I used it for years without issues but now it is impossible for me. Installed it on my girlfriend's laptop recently and she has the same bugs I had years ago when I dropped it : network disconnects randomly and she has to reboot, bluetooth won't reconnect sometimes... I can help but it is definitely not working out of the box for users who are not into tech.

And it was funny and instructive ! Thanks for it ! 😊

I wish I could stop. I bannished a lot of words from my language because they are insults which come from oppressive language sucheas words to insult sex workers or homosexuals. Of course, most of people don't use them with homophobic motives but the fact that they are insults is really bad imo.

So... life isn't Minecraft ? 😭

A limit of data that can be used daily and we can track how much data we consume.

A little discrete "progress bar" at the bottom of the toolbar would be cool to see in the blink of an eye where I am on my daily limit.

"Can you hear my measles baby (measles baby) ?"

The fact that I've got an Onlyfans, I guess̈

French album for those who speak French : Les Étoiles Vagabondes - Nekfeu

Makes me go through all emotions, excellent writer. It is just the best album to me.

Either that, or it's an actual joke.

Oh ! I missed it ! Thanks a lot ! 😊

I've got one too. The only hard part for me was to create a shared calendar.

I did it because dark mode seems bad for the eyes. I've read that it is harder to read white font on black background. Of course it depends on other factors such as light in the room. So I switched back to light theme most of the time and dark theme at night. Less headache but still have headaches because of too much time on screen I guess.

Metroid Prime Hunters. By Nintendo of course.

Never tried Mint. If you try it, tell me how good or bad you think it is ! 😊

2 players : Hellton Palace 3-5 players : Oriflamme