Wife makes coffee by crushing beans with a rolling pin

Can I just say I saw this on lemmy before anything. Nice job keeping up with the news!

Starfield is the one of the least innovative games I've ever played. How the fuck did it win that?

Lemmy is home now. Loving it here.

Lol conservatives don't empathize

Trump could cut a baby's head off on live TV and he would still get an ass ton of votes from Republicans. They are completely indoctrinated.

Dave Ramsey can fuck himself. This is the same idiot that says you should give 10% of your money as tithe so that an invisible sky daddy doesn't send you to hell to burn for eternity.

Restaurants when they expect a 40% tip after you drive to the store for pickup

Will do!

I got so damn bored. After 40 hours I put the game down and said to myself "I don't think I'll be playing this again." It just all seemed so pointless.

Religion is cancer.

Sometimes I wish I didn't have eyes

Don't forget "Musk" and "Trump"

I always reach under the stalls to grab their ankles. Scaring the shit out of them speeds things up

Yep. Falls into the "Fuck you I got mine" category.

I used a Starfield mod after a few hours with the game. It's called "Steam Refund"

His stupid fucking parents are MAGAts, too. Figures.

This sounds like a joke an 8 year old would tell, and it's hilarious.

I'll take "I have no fucking idea what I'm talking about" for $500, Alex

Yep I can't stand this. What about the little girl who dies of cancer? God didn't feel like protecting her?

Fuck off

Or their political affiliation

I clapped. I clapped because I agree. I'm still clapping.

How can an 8 year old know if they are trans? That seems awfully young.

Body

I mean for me, I just got bored. It wasn't terrible, but I had no drive to pick it up again after 40 hours.

Hey buddy, you just blow in from stupid town?

How about no overdraft fees? You know what we should do to people who have no money? Charge them more money.

If you are in the market for a car, remember these words;

If you can't afford a new BMW, you sure as shit can't afford a used one

I fucking missed Wednesday frog. Welcome back, buddy

WooDDy

Her son, Mike, is doing well, though

Hate to be that guy, but it's "couldn't care less". If you could care less, then that means you still care a little bit, at least

You're what's wrong with job searching

a cArD cArryINg rEPubLicAn

How do you turn on endless scrolling? I'm still seeing page numbers

I can't tell if this is sarcasm

Children dying of cancer

God works in mysterious ways

I fucking hate religion.

In other news, water is fluid

Have penis make very loud air raid siren alarm when slightly hard

Yep. Thank God and give him all the glory, and not the team of surgeons who worked tirelessly to save your life.