Colour_me_triggered

@Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee
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Joined 11 months ago

You're just salty because you've realised you're expendable. Don't feel bad, I am too. But in reality for a community to survive, they really only need food and rudimentary medical services.

You say that, but when I'm more productive I'm inevitably much less happy. Work sucks.

No, you're correct.

Billionaires are like an appendix. They don't really do anything but as long as everything works normally no-one cares, but right now they're causing a lot of pain and have to be removed. Society will function as normal just like your gut post appendectomy.

I'm talking about necessary for the species to carry on existing. And yes I grew up in a place with no police, no military, no EMTs, no firefighters. We had a nurse though. If someone did something that would normally involve the police, it was settled by the parties involved. (If you got drunk and drove through someone's fence, they'd show you up at your house with a roll of barbed wire and some fence posts and you'd have to fix it. Possibly also round up any escaped sheep)

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The capital cities. If you want authentic Europe, find the weird local festivals where people chase cheese down a hill or celebrate local culture or something. That's real Europe. Fuck the big cities and their galleries and museums.

https://www.egremontcrabfair.com/

https://airguitarworldchampionships.com/en/home/

https://www.latomatinatours.com/

https://riddu.no/en

https://www.theshed.co.uk/independent

https://cipc.pipeclubs.com/events/british-pipe-smoking-championship-2/

https://www.visitvoss.no/en/smalahovetunet

https://www.sbf.se/sportgrenar/folkrace

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinkensport

https://eukonkanto.fi/en/front-page/

https://www.uphellyaa.org/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3200955/Festival-girls-dress-shire-horses-boys-push-tiny-ploughs.html

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/cheltenham-news/man-shatters-toes-winning-world-8977482

These are a few things off the top of my head mostly northern and western Europe because it's what I'm familiar with. Also if you want to see something bizarre, go to Finland on free bucket day. But seriously Europe is full of unusual things to do. Or you could go to yet another gallery and pretend to be interested in paintings.

Mostly about deep-dicking elves. I think there's some combat as well.

Sounds nice. What's the neighborhood like?

Society needs farmers and doctors. Like it or not, everything else is optional.

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Why doesn't she just take her Harry potter money and remove herself from society on some private island or something? How damaged do you need to be to want to start fights with an already marginalised section of society? What a rubbish human being!

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Minge tastes vaguely of copper. Guinness also tastes quite metallic.

Gamers drink a lot of energy drinks

Diabetics secrete sugars in fluids that wouldn't normally contain sugar.

Unwashed because beer is fermented, just like my true loves lady bits.

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I mean it probably tastes like eating out an unwashed diabetic gamer girl, but I've probably also had worse. I'll give it a shot and report back in a couple of days.

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Just a reminder that the middle East is a fucked up part of the world and no one should ever go there.

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That isn't a generational thing it's an urban/rural thing. A 5 year old from a farming community would know what that is. Also, if you fill them with concrete, you got yourself a hillbilly skeleton key.

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Name one country in the middle East that doesn't have deliberately sexist laws and or bonded labour /slavery. I'll wait.

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Um... You guys are replacing them.... Now?

That actually explains quite a lot.

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Tuscan farmer: that's strange, I don't remember there being a meth lab there...

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Leather doesn't breathe and you don't kill sheep for their wool. What are you talking about?

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My bi partner is still slightly annoyed that she's had to settle for a man because none of the lesbians wanted to be with a bi girl.

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I'm not clicking that shady link.

The only true generational division is lead poisoning induced aggression Vs micro plastic induced sterility.

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Why on god's green earth would I relocate to a country that treats people like farm animals unless I was fleeing war or drug cartels?

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If I had her money, I wouldn't spend my time bullying people and starting fights with the police. She's clearly insane in the most fundamental way.

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Let's see what hexbear has to say about this. Have your mental gymnastics score cards at the ready.

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What about if there's no romance involved, and you're just aggressively banging to release the stress of studying.

Yay a goatse reference! I feel young again!

In my experience neither computers nor women will accept a 3.5 inch floppy.

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I guess all the good trolls got sent to Donetsk?

It takes 14 hours to walk across the whole country at its widest point.

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Jesus, now that you have posted that, the head weasels won't let me not Google it.

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:(

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Working more than 3 days a week is barbaric and unnecessary.

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My mother worked for mi6 in the 70s. It was apparently mostly paperwork and dick jokes.

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Did you know that kombucha is essentially just tea with a culture of wild yeast and bacteria. These same healthy probiotic cultures can be found in the liquid that collects in bins aka "bin juice". This means you can save a pretty penny by making a large batch of black tea and adding a few teaspoons of bin juice once it's cooled to body temperature. Try bin juice kombucha today!

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Capitalism, religion, monarchy, and religion.

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Save your shame for when you're nutting 15 times a day to furry scat porn and guys inserting maggots into their pee hole.

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USAGE ALLOWANCE?!?!

Laughs in Scandinavian

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Getting drunk, going out on the street and screaming abuse at strangers in the middle of the day.

DELET THIS

As it should be. FUCKING VOTE! And remember, by not voting for Biden, you are voting for Trump whether or not you actually cast a vote. ALL of the Trump supporters WILL show up on the day.

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I wonder if depth charges work the same on luxury subs as they do on military ones?

Eat the rich!

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