CuddlyCassowary

@CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world
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My 5gHz is “Hot Signals in Your Area.” My 2.4gHz is “Mediocre Signals in Your Area.”

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Minneapolis, MN for those who don’t want to open.

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Disgusting.

I have a Saudi client who was renting a property in London, I think it was £100,000 a week. They booked it out for three months. They brought 60 of their staff from Saudi Arabia all the way over to the property. It was a family of three, and they only went for three days.

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Expose yourself to art.

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Not having kids.

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If frozen embryos are children, I can claim them as dependents on my taxes, right?

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Speed over strength. It doesn’t need to go further, just faster.

First day in the dorms at college I see a name tag next to a door that says “Shithead” and thought what a mean joke to play! Turns out her name was shi-thee-ad. Rest of the year she was Thea.

Also worked with a woman named “Noname” (no-nam-ay) and apparently that gave her all sorts of trouble on official forms.

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During COVID I couldn’t find any distilled water to make cocktail pods (which are already pretty extra in their own right), so I bought an alembic still and learned how to use it to distill water, which led me to figure out how to rig it up with a hot plate, food grade tubes, fish tank pump, and igloo cooler so I could run it in an out of the way spot in my house. It takes days to make a few gallons…but the cocktail pods came out great and now I’m slightly closer to being a survivalist! (My smartass friends: Why didn’t you just make Jell-O shots?)

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Good notbot.

Yes, technically my father is a straight Lesbian.

And you can totally just throw it in the washing machine, right?

I’m 50 and still don’t.

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It’s not quite what you were asking, but in the same spirit. The website Lasagna Love helped me during a dark time. I’ve since enjoyed returning the favor. Really awesome people.

https://lasagnalove.org/

Yep, I have shorter ones for more casual outfits and full length for dressy events. They never seem “costumey” when they go with the overall look. I’m a woman in a metro area though.

Drugs and alcohol

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Pocket watch, sun glasses, drinking glasses

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Transformers: More than meets the eye.

You can do the WaterPik before brushing and then don’t rinse after brushing.

They decide who is in the pilot at this point, not us.

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Why can’t we all just get along?

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A free one from the library called Kanopy and F1TV.

Yeah, the time change always messes me up more than I think it should. I wish we would just stop it altogether.

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🙄

Ginger and honey drink. You can buy it prepackaged from Asian grocers (and probably amazon). Gold Kili is the brand I like.

This is my favorite thread ever.

Evolving into Tomato Man!

Is it domestic if it’s in a restaurant? Isn’t that just appetizers with a side of assault?

Well, now I am!

I suppose there are always beer goggles, but not quite the same.

Happy birthday! I hope you did nice things for yourself. I’ve spent quite a few major holidays alone, and after I got over the “social norm” aspect of my expectations, I actually ended up enjoying myself quite a bit. I hope you found your own path today.

Yes - I especially love hot apple cider!

GenX here, we got mentioned twice - yay? Yeah, we don’t exist…and I think we’re mostly ok with that.

Look up the cultural practice / philosophy of “hygge” it’s basically meant to answer this (but extends beyond just winter months too).

Well, they got married in Alabama, so yeah, I guess so.

How do keep his ears hidden? Do they naturally stand up so you can tuck them in? I’m not familiar with whippet ear technology.

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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead - especially if you’re familiar with the plot of Hamlet. I love that the opening theme song (Seamus) is by Pink Floyd.

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I feel like they’re lowkey body shaming. Or it was made by stoners.

I read several pages of the The Daily Stoic…well…daily…so pretty much at least once a day.

The recent Apple TV interface update is TERRIBLE too. They’re taking up more space with less content so I can’t see more than two or three saved videos in my playlist at a time. And it’s a pain in the ass to even get to a playlist now. Really terrible, but I love some of the creators, so I don’t know what else to do.

I am envious of Luna’s sweater.

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