CurlyMoustache

Put one in a capsule that dissolves slowly. Swallow one when you're hungry. Feel satiated for weeks. Loose weight

"How to buy a house: sell the house you currently own, and buy a new one."

Not a fixation on foreskins but on personal freedoms and the right to choose what happens to your own body:

Are you an adult? Cut off what ever part of your body you want to. I don't care.

Are you an adult who wants to cut of body parts from others? No. Stop it. Let them decided themselves when they are old enough.

The worst thing about interstellar travel: no internet

Here in Norway, a few years back, almost every news outlet had "guides" on how to buy your first apartment/house (buying a home became an integrated part of our economy after the war).

It was in the style of "if I can do it, anyone can"-interview with someone that just recently had bought their first home. The articles started pretty tame with clever tips where the boy/girl made coffee/lunch at home and saved a miniscule amount of money. Sure. Nice tips on how to save money.

Then it usually escalated to get your parents to buy an apartment, rent it out and keep all the rent income while living for free at home. After a while, sell the apartment and buy a new one.

Pretty fucking horrifying that journalists thought: "yes, this is a good article to print. It will help people!"

You should join as many terrorist organisations as you can

European here. You Americans sure do love stop signs! And I did a full stop. Every time. People honked and looked at me like I was a criminal weird 😢

You been at it for 20 years? I think you need some lube, mate

This is how I look for the best bits in porn

These are all real examples. Here's a picture of someone posting that they want to give away a princess desk

Last sentence, "godt brukt", means "well used"

What happened to using punctuation?

Capitalism 👌

That's a hard 36! 🧓

This is the most idiotic thing I've ever read. They can change their name if they want to. How old they have to be is different from country to country.

Equating naming a child with cutting off stuff from their bodies is fucking stupid.

"When will you ever walk around with a calculator in your pockets!?"

Millennials had the honour to participate in wars for pil. The coming generations will have the pleasure to kill over fresh water

There's a difference between trying to find out what is wrong and being a cunt.

If this person had asked politely after quickly searching for answers, the developer's response would most likely be different and helpful

We have all met your mother

"Leftover alcohol"!?!?

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very weak boy!"

Trump probably came up with this on the fly. And since there's more intelligence in a 10L bucket of semen, both him and his followers thinks this is an awesome idea

So if I make and app to track potassium intake, I get special priviledges?

K

You have my attention. Tell me more about your dog

Sure. As I said: adults can cut of anything they want. Babies cannot decide for themselves. It is immoral and barbaric to cut of parts from the bodies of babies.

Condoms gives insanely more protection than a circumcised penis. The health benefits are therefore just a fart in the wind and should not be used as a an argument for cutting people without their consent. Teach healthy sex practices in schools

This comes to mind

Executed!? Damn, spez is more powerful than I thought

Eeeeh, will it...?

Norwegian is easier. If you see a vacant seat, you don't use it because sitting next to some one is what psychopaths do. You're not a psychopath, are you?

"I want to be a plumber!"

"Yeah, nah, fuck that mate"

Please. Please! Do not pre order. Wait until it is released

It is universal. A full conversation from when I was younger:

Øl?

Øl.

Yeah, don't be an idiot like me. It hurts!

It is not "a flaw", it is the way language learning models work. They try to replicate how humans write by guessing based on a language model. It has no knowledge of what is a fact or not, and that is why using LLMs to do research or use them as a search engine is both stupid and dangerous

"What do you mean, The Matrix sequels!?"

"Melt butter!? How the hell do I do that!?"

I "proud" of my poor eye sight, and and "proud" of my genetic high cholesterol 🎊🔥💯

"We are looking for a recent graduate with a master's degree and with 5-10 years experience minimum "

Got a question for you. What's heavier: a kilogramme of salmon or a kilogramme of semen?

So, you are saying I should follow medical advice by strangers in the Internet?