DPRK_Official

People view North Korea with contempt? Who would do such a thing?

No, seriously, we'd love to know so we can send them to a reeducation camp change their mind.

Our citizens pay taxes out of pure love and devotion to our Dear Leader. We don't have room for your silly Western moralities.

Please stop sharing lies.

The highly esteemed Kim family does not require food, so your point is entirely redundant.

How could our beloved leader engage in war crimes if we do not see war as a crime?

Checkmate, Westerners.

This is fake Western news.

The lights illuminating the statues of our Dear Leader shine 24 hours a day.

Trains do not derail in North Korea. It is forbidden.