DaCookeyMonsta

@DaCookeyMonsta@lemmy.world
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Without the cam how is YouTube supposed to know you are drinking your verification can?

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There is no world in which that machine is under a million dollars.

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I'm an engineer. I'm on my phone looking at memes until someone asks me a question, then I do a thing in 5 minutes that they expected to take 5 days because people don't understand computers, then I go back to the memes.

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Hamas should go die in a ditch. Doesn't mean Israel should murder civilians wholesale.

I have an acquaintance who, if anyone ever talks about the subject of sex Ed around, he will insist that they will just teach the kids about blood play and it will spread STDs.

So that's the level of logic we may be dealing with here.

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I can't imagine how hard it is to get a job to get yourself back on your feet when you don't even have a permanent address.

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God my friends would suck the fun out of smash bros.

Room with 6 people: Hey let's play smash bros! 1V1 ONLY NO ITEMS FINAL DESTINATION BEST OF 5.

Me: Playing pokemon on my phone for the 40 minutes I'm not allowed to play the game that allows 4 players.

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That wasn't always public knowledge. It was a thing you only learned about later on when you were more indoctrinated. Then undercover reporters found out and South Park made it very public.

I like to believe gender neutral words come from people mumbling a combination of the gendered ones and hoping that the listener assumes its whichever one relates to them.

Just people with anxiety creating new grammar one nervous encounter at a time.

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These people and whoever organized this needs to be be tried in the Hague. This is straight up a war crime.

I've met weird people who argue that homosexuality is unnatural because it doesn't reproduce (and apparently that is the reason for existence) and thus wrong.

Same people ignore homosexuality in nature, that other animals in nature have members that contribute to their society without mating, and that no one cares what they think.

But I have met them.

Where is Ubisoft getting all this unearned confidence from? Their games have just been circling the toilet for the past 5 years or so.

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Why would Putin want North Korean women to have more children?

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"Shit, does she know she has no vagina? Play it cool, there must be an explanation, we need to go deeper..."

Are you saying it's not like a slot machine and pays out like 6 kids when you win?

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First time I fingered a girl I felt like Colombus. Really thought I'd hit the new world much sooner.

Like a just add testosterone chia pet. That boy was made for manliness.

HIPPA makes it not a request, I'd be surprised if this wasn't considered a MASSIVE HIPPA violation as this is the kind of reason it exists: so patients can receive help without worrying about the consequences of doing so.

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One day in the future reddit will just be bots advertising to bots.

I think climate change denial is less of a Christian thing and more of a Republicans don't want to lose money following EPA restrictions and are thus fighting reality.

...if that's true I'm gonna go talk to my boss. We need a CNC.

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My first thought was good, he deserves it.

My second thought was what is a church drag event?

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Then after that the segregation, lynching, shootings, fetishization, housing bans, zoning laws...

Really racist every step of the way.

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You... realize you just generalized a group of people and declared that they deserve to die, right?

Not an ideological group, construction workers.

Bro, chill.

Depends, am I in a women's only clothing store holding their bags while I'm left alone and trying not to make eye contact with strangers? And then when I want to check out a store that only has things I like I'm told they don't want to go?

Or are we shopping in a store or place where there are things for both of us and we can talk to each other about what we're doing?

Of course it has to be a stew, what are you some kind of sociopath who gives blinding soup to kids?

Because I have shit knees.

It's like two pringles hugging!

Finally, a metaphor for my love life.

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Do you like babies?

They're okay, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

Is there a Tik Tok trend I'm unaware of?

I got a free solution, go commando.

I didn't say it was a good solution, just free.

No, the zero effort mgs pack on steam reminded me.

After it worked so well for Sonic -_-

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I'm not convinced that's her.

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If the people are enjoying it then it's not a bad game, it's a game you don't like.

Which is fine, spend your money where you want to.

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Kind of feels like burning a house down to kill a spider.

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It isn't that they don't want to list previous names it's that the law was buried and not made apparent to the candidate. It wasn't on the candidate requirement guide, the petition has no space for former names, many people weren'teven aware of the law's existence.

While I don't disagree with the law in theory (listing previous names in normal for things like background checks) it's clear this law was dug up specifically to try to disqualify the candidate in bad faith.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY MCDONALDS, NOT JOIN THEM!

That was Roy, not Moss.