Ads are blocked for me in real life. Billboards, posters, tv-commercials, all gone!
Ads are blocked for me in real life. Billboards, posters, tv-commercials, all gone!
I can jump 10x my own height and can stick to walls
All my bodily functions smells nice, sort of perfume-like.
Mosquitos that drink my blood instantly die
Seeds i plant always grow to the full size plant in a day.
I can talk to animals
I have a set of mental buttons i can press which lets me instantly fix some common flaws of being a human:
But you have to lie everytime you communicate
I can see dead people
But it also has no speed limit, causing items you pull around to reach light speed almost instantly, effectively growing to infinite size for the duration of the pull
Clicking the community link in mlem takes me to the mail app on ios, just fyi, might cause less people to easily subscribe to the community.
Lets say, they grow to full ripe size every day
But you become extremely jaded and disappointed in anyone younger than yourself, overcome with än irredeemable urge to tell people to pull themselves up by their bootstraps