Daqu

@Daqu@lemm.ee
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Joined 9 months ago

More than 20 ice cream machines were working at the same time. This caused a buffer overlow that crashed the McDatabase in the McCloud.

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If I had 200 dollars and someone would offer me 60 cents for moving to Miami, I would not move.

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Next year they will show a VHS recording of the robot reading the generated worthless speech.

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“How do you see down below your breasts when you need to look to the ground?”

You use mirrors, right?

“How do lesbians have physical fun time?”

Probably playing Wii U, like everyone else.

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These fake cisco devices might be less vulnerable than the real devices.

They limit the resolution on linux and even getting 1080p as a paying customer is very hard.

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No need to continue reading after "by Norton". They want to sell their crapware.

To avoid fakes, the statements will be accompanied by a QR code linking them to text versions on the ministry’s website.

Great idea, since everyone will check if the URL behind the code is the legit foreign ministry. Nobody would use a URL shortener and redirect everyone to real-ukrainian-website.russian-kgb.gov/agitprop/ukraine-fakes/legit-site.html

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https://www.summarize.tech/youtu.be/6bjMzrK3FUs

Didn't watch, but AI generated a summary:Sound nice, but need an extra power source. Raspi as a DAC. Planar drivers.

Not for me.

Wanna see my sixpack?

Do not bring drugs to countries with harsh drug laws. But there are lots of reasons not to travel to russia...

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Try breaking some more things and thank me later.

If they are that uninformed, maybe we could replace them with AI.

Should have worn a blue/gold dress.

Oorah!

No Netflix, only chill.

Nice little hiss

The best chefs in the world are men. Women do nit belong in the kitchen.

/s

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_the_press_in_Ukraine

Like many things, freedom of press hasn't been great for a long time...

safe /for us/ super AI

You could also spend a lot of money for it to have power over the people who are in it.

Finally, ASMR phone calls.

Mhhhhh, cheese.

Oracle? How many billions do they charge to monitor Tiktok?

It's just socks. Be angry on social media or demonstrate in front of the shop. No need to be violent. :(

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I thought you meant the card game...

Let's add some advertisements to this, sou the AI can sell you stuff while not helping you.

I do not know too many people that are happy after a scripted indian callcenter experience. Replacing the people with shitty generative AI will only make it a little bit worse.

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Minesweeper and Solitaire.

Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!

Please make a new 8910

No weird electrical glitches in those dogs...

But what if you add ai generated blockchains in virtual reality?

Just disable the services you do not want to expose. Windows firewalls are a security risk with no real benefits.

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Can I check Half-Orc Paladin?

Most of them are not good at selling anything. That's why they give them a script to follow, which also restrains the good salespeople in a callcenter. If they change the way of their offers - maybe custom generated deals based on available customer data by an AI that management trusts more than people - they might sell better than Pajeet ever did.

Maybe he should stop bullying everyone that already helps him. I kno a lot of people here love him and his country just for being not russia. For me, Zelensky is a greedy and unthankful man, but that is a very unpopular opinion that will get me even more downvotes.

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I really dislike the way ukraine asks for help.

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