DavLemmyHav

@DavLemmyHav@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Joined 12 months ago

Needs more jpeg

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Fr*nch “people” (🤢) actually pronounce it “Tchat”, which isnt the same as cat, which is pronounced “shah”

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Alive with broken ribs and other injuries > being dead

Well? Is it???

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the man is actually the one sitting down, and the woman is standing up wearing heels

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CEO makes stupid short-term-profit-driven decisions which ultimately fail and make the company less reputable. who could have guessed?

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Anarchy chess keeps leaking. Anybody here a plumber?

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I hate it when my jpeg compression beer spills everywhere and the artefacts dont go away

Either ill use my imagination or i wont jerk it

Assigned cunt at birth

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Then im proudly a pussy

Dont threaten him with a good time smh my head

missed opportunity to use rulessia

Me when my ff irbby dort growing legs

its thursday mfs when timezones walk in

I am praying that they do trade ins and i can get an oled without having to buy a whole new one

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Oh no! Thats like 7 years worth of their revenue!

Holy fuck its loss

🚲

I recently hacked a friend’s 3DS and if i recall correctly you dont need any games or other things to hack. You use the internet browser for the 3ds to open a page which exploits a vulnerability.

Alright team, get in position, we have to eliminate the target

Actually, its the correct spelling. “Longue” in french means long. Its more precisely, the feminine adjective for long. In this context, where the chair (“chaise” in french) is long, it fits the name well.

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its works fine, the steam deck isnt region locked, so you can still play with your norwegian account and all. its really just the shipping which doesnt work everywhere. also, if you have a problem again, you’ll have to send it to valve from sweden and pick it up again there

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yep, ‘tis the way of the ceo. being so delightfully out of touch that you make the shittiest decisions possible just for your quarterly profits to be marginally higher

Theres a video of Usain Bolt on one of those anti grav planes trying to run. Its not the best example but kinda funny to see nonetheless

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Dont search up spc (not a typo) 3008 or scp 7816

Say gecs

oh boohoo. the director quite literally wanted to make a movie showing the idiocy of both misogyny AND misandry. are you sad because “oH nOooO my pRecIouS PAtriArcHY iS BeINg CaLled SEXIST!!??” or are you sad because maybe the movie had a strong female lead?

either you havent watched this movie, in which case, why the fuck are you making assumptions about it? or, you are just so genuinely idiotic, arrogant and stubborn that you cant realise the simple fact that, while the barbie movie is definitely more feminist than it is pro-man, its not misandrist.

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Rule 7#: send me money through paypal

Thank you for your valuable service

Probably some typos. I imagine its “ate an edible and cant sleep yet not totally awake”

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The birate pay

Go work out and become a fem man

128bitbay on reddit. Its the backup sub of r/newyuzupiracy which got nuked a couple weeks after the totk release

Edit: context

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I put on some cool music and dance (safely) in the shower

Stray, while relatively short, is the perfect game to fall asleep to, and plays beautifully on deck. Vampire survivors is a great time waster, its pretty fun Slime rancher is colorful, cute and really fun

had no clue that fitgirl wasnt cis lmao

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1+13=3+=3+

Cant wait for someone to get banned for having a shitty mic and saying bigger

My guy nowhere in his two word comment did he ever mention race.