DevastatedBungHole

@DevastatedBungHole@lemmy.world
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Joined 1 years ago

Cover up all destinguising marks.. Like tattoos

Your wife has seen the most dicks out of the two of you is all

How was dying the first time?

My Mrs always says, "I'm not being funny, but" the proceeds to be funny

I just wish all these fucks would get wrekt, evil hoofwanking thunder cunts

Get your self a bidet, my friend, and you can blast the old hoop to your hearts content

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I joined the gym last October, I usually road cycle 100-150 miles a week, come winter I'd hook my bike up to a turbo and spend winter indoor training, but by God it was dull, this past winter was amazing, 3 times a week strength training, yoga twice a weekend, pilates once a week, spin classes a couple of times a week, winter has never passed so quickly. Come summer the weather has been shit, barely done 1000 miles outdoors, usually would have done that in the first two months, carried on with strength training, yoga and pilates, but not so much the spin classes.

So what you're actually suggesting is an ultimatum, not really sympathetic. You're lucky he gave a fuck what you thought

Oh,and I walk the dog 6 miles a day

Provide the electricity 6 hours before the food, to allow for the cooling to take place.

Early 80s maybe 80 or 82

Something bad had just happened to me