Diabolo96

You: why eat dog shit.

US : Yes.

What's with the high quality shitposts on lemmy. Did every master shitposter migrate here ?

I know anyone that write his comment in academic style is at least 10 times smarter than I but who's they?

Hey, am not chronically online...I just browse it when am bored....but like am always bored and stuff, so am a perfectly normal and sane person.

It's not really Arabic. That look like the Egyptian dialect. Also, Arabic is litteraly a language built to sound as poetic as possible. Fun fact : in ancient Arabia, the best poets regularly gathered for poetry dissing battles and the burns were sicker than anything today.

He probably did scream at some slave in south Africa for not bringing him enough emeralds.

I already speak Arabic so they're this much 🤏 close calling me one. One thing am sure about is that am a pirate. Harr harr me hearties !!

Yeah,motherfucker ! I vomited on the carpet. Now, clean it !

Thanks to whoever developed this bot !

I first wrote the most fucked up shit i know but since my life can be ruined with a single comment. (The joys of living in an autoritarian country with corruption and nepotism running deep in the government ) Instead i'll just say to avoid exported food coming from third world countries. Especially if you know corruption runs deep there. If the product target expats and is a processed [ingredients that made me remember my country ] you're literally eating shit...

Sorry, I only use base 2. Huuuhhh... I mean base 10 but not really base 10 because I use base 2 you see.....fuck!

Sadly, the pressure of the newfound glory pushed him to the end. He tied his hand behind his back and shot himself three times in the head. Rip.

On a side note, i always hated how everybody is attacking the zuck for being weird while he's obviously on the spectrum. He may be evil and immoral but being very awkward isn't a choice he made. Same shit with Chris chan, the dude is extremely mentally instable, been bullied his entire life, blackmailed to do humiliating things, some on camera and emotionally abused by narcissistic psychopath and even the despicable act he committed was i believe suggested by the bullies that harassed him. What he did is sickening and unacceptable but he's still a mentally ill person and he's a much as victim. The dude needed to see a psychiatrist and administered heavy medications not become the literal toy of psychopaths.

The most implausible thing here is that it only costs 1 gem.

i never heard of vans before. Nonetheless, it's good seeing such a niche community on lemmy. Maybe create a post on reddit to ask users to join your community as It's hard for it to be randomly discovered by users as of now.

The protests are for police brutality against Minorities. Apparently the shot 17 years old kid was repeatedly hit with back of the gun which made him moves his leg away from the breaks and since it's an automatic the car started moving forward...the rest is history.

Hey, I am a responsible adult ! I need nobody to feel doomed.

Big companies representatives 😉 doing AMAs telling the truth about the horrible things their companies are doing would be interesting to say the least.

Neo-launcher looks pretty close to nova launcher. It just needs the recently installed/updated / frequently used tabs on the search panel and it'll be the best. Sadly , the devs seems to have lost interest and haven't update it since 2022.

Glad you came to lemmy ! I would've said it was hand drawn if I didn't know you used AI. You're paving the way for none artists to make comics.

Where's baby courage ? We demande baby courage the cowardly dog !

dwarf craftsmanship is always of the highest quality indeed .

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Crusty jpeg water is tasty jpeg water. Eat healthy kids.

Salmonella .

Cry in french.

Vlad the impaler moment .

I vote for lemurs/lemurians

Say that to new learners that started with standard arabic . let's take a car سيارة
In algeria it's طاكسي in Tunisia كرهبة in Egyptian عربية( the Egyptian one use an archaic word for car )

Am native and yet still struggle understanding all these dialects.

Am not the first to think this since there is a discontinued lemmy app called lemmur. Plus, lemurians feel less like it's a joke compared to lemmings.

Not really the same. The difference between the Arabian dialects and standard arabic is the same as, if not even superior to the difference between Scottish English and the queen's English . If you learn a language and then go to the people that are supposedly it's native speakers but you can't understand more than half of what they're saying is it the same language ? Even worse , you visited another country of native speakers and they speak another form of Arabic different to the one the first people you visited. Heck, Tunisia dialect literally use the feminine you to refer to a male and vice versa and it's the least jarring difference I can think of.

Science has gone wrong.

Even without any details, I seriously got scared i'd be put in jail. My country isn't know for it's freedom.

Edit :meant to answer a comment but somehow screwed that up.

I only knew lemmings from the cute creatures of the game of the same name. I meant speaking it out loud to refer to someone . Imagine a big horror youtuber using lemmy as a reference in his videos the same way they do for reddit. He's trying to set an oppressive feeling throughout the video but you hear him say : the lemming potatoinmyshoe said that the black mold OP was inhaling is extremely dangerous and could destroy his lungs.

Sell it. Get some bucks and buy a gift for you kids or significant other.

No, flopsy! We don't start a nuclear war because radiation = big carrot. Bad bunny ! Bad !

God have forsaken us. He who have seen such horror must be relieved of their misery. I wouldn't want this to my worst enemy.

Yeah , i know . i couldn't understand the first word and though it was some kind of smudged text they tried erasing so didn't bother trying to decipher it. Remove that word and it's the Egyptian dialect and yet they sound nothing alike.

Change seaman with sperm.