Bingus bongus I want your shlongus

(It still worked)

Good job reinforcing the fact that transphobes are dumb as shit

I just showed up one day. I'm pretty sure these fuckers kidnapped and brainwashed me into their weird cult.

Capitalism

This is the funniest shit I've seen all day, thank you lmao

Don't be so hard on yourself

Wee woo wee woo

Hospital rates are down because we killed a lot of people and the rest aren't being recorded as covid.

I know people who very recently have caught and have had their bodies permanently damaged by this disease within the last few months, one of them being a family member who did everything right, so the whole "lol no big deal it's endemic now" shit is really fucking depressing, ngl. It kind of handwaves away a very real pain people are going through.

Xi ate all my food with a giant spoon. It's true because the TV told me so. They are telling the truth just like they told the truth about MKUltra and Vietnam and those WMDs and-

Are you stupid?

If I'm glue does that mean we're stuck like this now?

Shit

When has anyone ever sided with a 'Karen' for anything? Lmao

Lmao noooo I mean don't invite the dog if someone has allergies

I believe in you! I hope it goes well.

Hell yeah I would love that. As long as it was made sure that there was no one at the workplace who is allergic or scared of dogs or something

Tetris, but the blocks are ARMS

I'm 10 bots hiding in a trench coat

weeeeee!

Thanks!

::: spoiler spoiler :::

Also just want to clarify that we do not brigade. We're just replying to stuff in our feed.

What do you think of owls?

Thanks I hate it

😞

Alright, sorry. I'll do that just to be safe

I'm not going to poop on their bananas

That helps, actually. TY

YO LISTEN UP HERES A STORY

ABOUT A LITTLE GUY THAT LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD

AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND EVERYTHING HE SEES IS JUST BLUE LIKE HIM

INSIDE AND OUTSIDE

Low effort, get good :)

We love our union man <3

A valid concern, tankie, but did you stop to think that NORTH KOREA BAD?!?!

I bet you've never been hit with THAT little factoid, commie