Dorkyd68

@Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
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Joined 2 months ago

I wonder if anyone is taking bets on who will croak first? Like Vegas for example

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The only thing I'm pisseed about is the fact that I was unaware of its existence. Fuck the system

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They want blood. No matter the route. If I can ask anything of my fellow liberals is that you arm yourselfs. I'm not saying we take to the streets with weapons. I'm saying we should all be prepared for the absolute insanity that may ensue if he actually wins

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While reading I was like ok maybe he's not so bad. He says the man has right to protest, right on Jerry. Then he says "a lil jew hate to spice up the show" get fucked sienfeld

sorry

I mean its pretty much the same pic imo

I just can't with the dumb anymore. I'm surprised they don't call bananas woke, cause ya know phallic and that gay

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What are you even talking about op? I've never seen or heard of the "issue" you're referring to?

You guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times and I'm out of here. ~basketball

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Anyone that supports muskrat is an automatic pos in my book. He's an evil degenerate.

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This pleases me. Good on you baron. You have your whole life ahead of you, no need to ruin by following daddy's foot steps

Jfc, who cares.. fuck the queen. Death the to the monarchy

My ex was vegan. While I have absolutely no problem with the practice of being vegan, she would critique and criticize nearly everything I ate. It was extremely exhausting. Nothing against vegans personally however some of them won't shut up about it and try to make you feel bad

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Why is his face so punch-able?

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Dinosaur candidate number 1 is a shit bag old fart that pretends to care about humanity

Dinosaur candidate number 2 is a nazi shit bag that shows how much he doesn't care about humanity and rubs it in our faces

Choose wisely... or don't, whatever 🤷

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Meme? Lol they legit teach this to kids in school. That my home MIMAL, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana.

I would have totally failed that 3rd grade geography test had it not been for that lil fucker

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Fucking ew. Why are conservatives so childish and predictable

You're right it's a disservice to the glorious beings that are muskrats. How about we just call him... sir shitstain nazi mckfuckface?

Lol. He's a kicker. Who cares what he has to say

I get it. I do. But electric stoves are just meh. Gas burns quicker and more evenly. But if it comes down to it and I need to switch I will no problem. I just wish there was a solution to the cooking with gas issue as it cooks best imo

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I only want one if I can use it as a weapon

"Clearance" Thomas cause that mf'r always on sale

I mean fucking duh. But honestly who gives af what he has to sy?

Audio butt plugs. Neat. Or maybe since so skinny they are intended to be Audio pee hole plugs idk I'm not a doctor

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Sigh, way too much to unpack here

Used to hate them. . Now will do anything to save one.

Love the pup. But my God chill with the hashtags

Alcohol will just make you more depressed eventually. Haven't tried fentany.... yetl, will slam one iv style and report back

Mine burnt out half the led strips in 3 years. Will never buy again. Idc how affordable they are. I miss when appliances and electronics were built to last, not break after a few years.

If you enjoy sci-fi dramas then I highly recommend outer range on prime if you haven't already watched

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Make everything cheaper! We are being price gouged left and duxkibg right

"Star" lol

Psst hey kid, wanna buy some eggs?

God on you for owning it haha. However sir and or ma'am I'm sure you're very beautiful and you should rock that shit

As an insanely hairy man, I kinda like the idea. Imma start conditioning my pubes and chest hair. Hell may even straighten my bhole hair idk

Fuck me conservatives are so... I wanna say dumb but that just doesn't quite hit the mark, hmmmm how about "brother fucking sister stupid" yeah that works

If a left wing cell carrier tried to enter the market everyone would be like..tf? No. But conservatives are another breed and by that I mean inbred

Ben who?

Blink 182 as well! Though I'm not much a fan of mark anymore as he's some sort of pawn for the US govt uap topic imo

What about a swarm of disease carrying rodents that when bite cause severe illness

God damn, thatq voice only demon spwn could love

Yup yup. I'm in Oklahoma and am VERY familiar with ice storms that knock power out. Luckily I have a furnace that can run off of gas or electric, so I can still have heat so long as I power the outlet for said furnace off my truck. But the gas fireplace burns no matter the situation. My power got knocked out on the coldest day of the year last year. Wind chill was around -6 and gas literally saved my butt from freezing off