DrCatface

$20 for a year of no capchas

if you knock on poops door, don't be surprised if poop answers

R.U.N.N.O.F.T

hard agree some poor kid getting molested by a priest praying to cold dead silence... either gods sending kidfuckers to earth or he's just standing by and watching it happen. I feel like churning down a burch

I'm sure you're aware but benzos and booze are a deadly combination

that's duplo

similar shit happened to me, I decided to get back by wearing recording devices and had a nightmare coffee and chat w him, police arrested him the next morning, pussy hung himself in his cell the day he was being released on bail. good chance this asshole might do something similar. ama I don't mind.

Lenny! Memento is such a fkn good film

yeah bunyips. still a few out there. aussie bigfoot.

30mins in my eyes would start bleeding

bazooka

tool

that's not what they're saying and you damn well know it

good bot

holy shit it's me in the 3rd panel

trackmania, full speed maps. v addictive.

giovanni's in here downvoting jordie supporties

a shantpost

regarded?

sorry pocket reply

nokia G50. default. invincible. dropped it 100 times, even once in the toilet and it still runs perfect.

wow this person hates fun

हममें से दर्जनों लोग हैं

fertilized

they taste like a bouquet of flowers its like smoking your mums garden. the smoke is so light that you think its not lit but then u breathe out smoke. looks real, tastes like rolled up roses. bought 2 packs when I was trying to quit, had 2 and never touched them again

shotgun

removed wouldnt stop feeding my cat i didnt see him for the last 6 months of his life.

"oh but he looks at me🥹" removed ill go scorched earth stop feeding my cat

just realized im also a crazy neighbour

yup

chopsticks

Besides, there is nothing wrong with the planet… nothing wrong with the planet. The planet is fine… the people are fucked! Difference! The planet is fine! Compared to the people, THE PLANET IS DOING GREAT: Been here four and a half billion years! Do you ever think about the arithmetic? The planet has been here four and a half billion years, we’ve been here what? 100,000? Maybe 200,000? And we’ve only been engaged in heavy industry for a little over 200 years. 200 years versus four and a half billion and we have the conceit to think that somehow, we’re a threat? That somehow, we’re going to put in jeopardy this beautiful little blue-green ball that’s just a-floatin’ around the sun? The planet has been through a lot worse than us. Been through all kinds of things worse than us: been through earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, continental drifts, solar flares, sunspots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal of the poles, hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors, worldwide floods, tidal waves, worldwide fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring ice ages, and we think some plastic bags and aluminum cans are going to make a difference?

The planet isn’t going anywhere… we are! We’re going away! Pack your shit folks! We’re going away and we won’t leave much of a trace either, thank God for that… maybe a little styrofoam… maybe… little styrofoam. The planet will be here, we’ll be long gone; just another failed mutation; just another closed-end biological mistake; an evolutionary cul-de-sac. The planet will shake us off like a bad case of fleas, a surface nuisance. You wanna know how the planet’s doing? Ask those people in Pompeii who are frozen into position from volcanic ash how the planet’s doing. Wanna know if the planet’s all right? Ask those people in Mexico City or Armenia or a hundred other places buried under thousands of tons of earthquake rubble if they feel like a threat to the planet this week. How about those people in Kilauea, Hawaii who build their homes right next to an active volcano and then wonder why they have lava in the living room?

The planet will be here for a long, long, LONG time after we’re gone and it will heal itself, it will cleanse itself cause that’s what it does. It’s a self-correcting system. The air and the water will recover, the earth will be renewed, and if it’s true that plastic is not degradable, well, the planet will simply incorporate plastic into a new paradigm: The Earth plus Plastic. The Earth doesn’t share our prejudice towards plastic. Plastic came out of the Earth! The Earth probably sees plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the Earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place: it wanted plastic for itself, didn’t know how to make it, needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old philosophical question: “Why are we here?” PLASTIC!!! ASSHOLES!!! -George Carlin