EffortlessEffluvium

@EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee
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Joined 12 months ago

Hey, hey, HEY MAN! Keep your finger off the trigger until your ready to shoot! Sheesh!

Ah ha! I always suspected as much!

It’s a Faraday blanket!

Channelling Blue Öyster Cult:

Go Go Godzilla!

After seeing this:

No No Godzilla!

Flirty Bisexual Interrogations

When the dragon shows up we’re having s’mores!

Oh, a couple of states already did it. Were offered funds to feed kids during the summer time off from school. Rejected for “Socialism”…

Yeah! I mean Lemmy has reached its pinnacle because I’m now here.

It’s all downhill from now on…

Oh, if only I could unsee all the trucks and cars with those stickers. Must have seen a half-dozen this week on the road (I drive for a living)

They’re suffering from affluenza…

How sad…

You know, I have an idea.

Volunteer tax auditors

Can’t defund me if I do it for free. Anybody with me to drain and potentially jail a few billionaires?

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Username checks out

It’s Russians all the way down…

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All of you were working on the train!?!

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What the hell did that cat ever do to you?!?

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The rent (razors) is too damn high!!!

Oh, that cheese is stopping him. Stopping him right up.

6-foot deep dish

You do know that Jason Voorhees murders people, right?

I say this because it’s not like he’s a misunderstood crazy person…

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Looks like a Mt. Olive pickle jar…

There must be a whole bunch of “temporarily embarrassed” BMW owners, then…

Ico

Purple makes you King George III…

It’s not patents, it’s trademarks. Kleenex is the best example: Overuse of it as a generic term leads the company to call it “Kleenex brand”. Lego has fought this for years, with the boxes promoting calling them “Lego bricks”, lest all building bricks become generic “Legos”.

Patents expire after 17 years regardless of usage, trademarks can last forever.

“You’ve got mail!”

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Site???

Andy Warhol was here…

Not mine, it’s Occidental.

Reagan defunding mental health has had a long game of preventing a lot of people from getting the help and meds they need. Unfortunately, the right also think that everyone deserves guns so red flag laws can’t get passed. And there is no perfect solution. There are various “neurodivergent” personality traits, and since I don’t know you personally, how do we pass a law that both protects you, and protects me. Stigmas mean a bunch of people never get properly diagnosed, and pop psychology misinforms the masses. Reagan’s legacy prevents my wife’s sister-in-law from being committed against her will. Her suicidal tendencies and attempts to harm my brother-in-law’s finances should be enough, but the state isn’t allowed anymore without physical harm to others.

I don’t worry about getting murdered statistically. Yet everyone is worried about another 9/11 and laws get passed. Columbine, Las Vegas, Charleston, and January 6th are the real harbingers of mental illness not being addressed. Sorry if you don’t fit this pattern. No offense was intended.

All the T. Rexes I know don’t have any skin. Well, most of them, anyway…

Because assholes gonna asshole

Call it “Clotty McClotface”

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Of course! But if you fly into another person on their mount, make sure you’re above them. Also, watch out for lava, don’t let the eggs hatch, and aim for the mouth of the pterodactyl!

Cole Potter? The Composer Who Lived?

Thank Zaphod the Hyperspace Bypass is on schedule!

It’s commutative, not communicative, btw

It’s like surgery: “Scalpel…Forceps…Gauze…”

You realize a “psychopathic undead killing-machine” isn’t going to be reasoned with? Self defense is a basic right.

uriel238 made the equivalence, I made the distinction. Jason Voorhees isn’t mentally ill, he’s a literal “psychopathic undead killing-machine”.

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Love them both but my fave is Animals.

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