EmoBean

@EmoBean@lemmy.world
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Joined 11 months ago

Bruh, mark your cum jug NSFW, we're not confused. Everyone has a cum jug.

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Nostalgia :'(

bruh

Me trying to find my gspot.

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I sure hope I never get injured using my chainsaw out in the forest with no cell service. It's going to be so awesome bleeding out in a truck that cuts to 5mph max because I'm too busy holding the tourniquet on my leg while I drive. That's certainly NEVER happened. NEVER happens, to nobody, including my mother.

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He's either developing the next epidemic, or he's training his immune system to have street fights. He'll either be the savior or destroyer of the human race.

Just wants to make sure you wash your asshole

The McDonalds here had an AI prompt for like a week. I don't care because all I need to do is say the number for my mobile order and it was faster. But everyone over 30 would be screaming and yelling shit about "who are you", "what's happening", "am I supposed to talk now?". I still get stuck behind old people that struggle with actual humans at the drive thru.

General technological competence is so far behind what can be offered to consumers. People are the bottle neck, look at bear proof trash can designs. And I don't think it's getting better like it was. With the internet now packaged into 2 click apps, the majority of kids are just doing that instead of getting into FOSS and Linux like the majority of the early 2000s internet users.

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Gross. Send pics.

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Because body positivity isn't for skinny people.

I've always wanted to go to the uk to see hedge hogs. In the US they exotic pets and illegal in some states. Over there they just walk around people's yards being hedgehogs. They're so cute and spikey and angry. In the US the yard creatures like raccoons will steal your shit and bite you. Bears will straight up kill you. Rattle snakes get so big they're scary. Meanwhile in England they're fighting with pointy hamsters.

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But unemployment is at the lowest ever! We added 200.000 jobs. There was only a soft recession. Line goes up, and just in time for something important. What a coincidence. The economy is so great and we're back in the bull market!

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Only if they're soft bristle. Don't use hard bristle brushes and don't brush longer than 2 minutes. You can and will damage your enamel.

Yeah, really awesome that 2 decades of market manipulation allowed them to be the monopoly on AI. Such good capitalism, when even the longest silicon producer, Intel, can't even compete. I love my two party capitalism.

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Gambling is healthy and a great way to make money.

Ask them if they want to join the goon sesh. People are just shy.

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Look up employment lawyers on the work pc.

Can a car be disabled by pouring a cup of vodka through the window?

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We need to design one, moshing with orcas sounds metal as fuck

Wonder how that would work out given the number of firearms vendors that actively boycott liberal things like budlight. Police departments are going to be all outta ammo.

I'm scaring myself. And I like it.

I lik lonux and girl cloths

Cut the mesh part out of the door on your microwave. Your TV meal warmer is the governments biggest enemy.

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My cat loves belly rubs and always comes to get some as soon as I wake up. She sleeps on the chair because I turn to much in my sleep. But as soon as I wake up she starts meowing and runs over for cuddles. Sometimes I pretend I'm still asleep because I need a few minutes before she needs her attention.

I am scared

I am aggressive

I need a hug

I don't know when exactly it happened, maybe it was a slow creep, but steam sales no longer mean anything. Just put games that you actually want on your wishlist and wait a year for it to go on sale once, maybe twice in a year. They used to have really good games going for less than $10 and I could buy a few that I had zero intention of buying. I'm a big boy, I don't have to pirate, I'm willing to pay $30 for a handful of games I know I will play eventually.

Now it's a handful of seemingly corporately predetermined sellers. I'll pay for games and media, if you make it cheap and easy. Oh well, cracked games run faster anyways ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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I like when microwave give me warm brain hug

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Shit's on fire, yo. But does that fire only produce positive vibes or are there like 90% bad vibes, you know, bro?

I 100% reintroduction of wolves. They are an essential part of the ecosystem.

But you remember that other animal that there were millions of before we showed up and functionally exterminated? I think they need to be reintroduced, but until then, cows are perfectly fine animals to fill that role of large grazing herbivore.

What if there was an incentive to raise cattle to intentionally be released into wolf areas for them to hunt? Or, the bison that should be here. Pay me enough to live comfortably, and I'll raise bison with the sole intention of releasing them.

We need to decentralized the internet. The technology is widely available to regular people, it even already exists in the new tech your average person is just buying in a regular consumer devices. Centralized hardwire networks have had a great run for 40 or so years, but the freedom they offered was bound to get regulated by those that need to stay in control or hurt their ego.

Wireless mesh networks are only happening in a very tiny niche, will that take off the same way internet did pre2000s or will everyone take the easy dopamine.

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Angry wasn't the correct word for what I was trying to describe. Unafraid is more accurate. I'm used to things being very afraid of other animals because there's a lot of them that might be looking to eat you. The only animals I've encountered like that are moles because they literally cannot see. There are foxes, large birds, plenty of things that I feel would just exterminate them but I guess there's plenty of other food that the little spikey balls aren't worth it. Coyotes here with eat literally anything. I've had them start coming towards wondering if I can be food. They would eat hedgehogs without hesitation. They eat porcupines which are angry and MUCH bigger and spikier.

Thank you for sharing hedgehog pic. It's so cute. I'm jealous.

This reminded me I was still paying for Hulu and I just canceled right in time. Jesus fuck what was I doing, paying $8 to watch ads.

Holy shit, I just realized the true problem! We need to make chainsaws illegal to own, operate, and manufacture. Just look at the statistics. Oh my God, I am the human that figured it out! Make chainsaws illegal!

Just keep swimming just keep swimming

I'm scared that if they start including all our shit posting in their model data, it will roast me back for saying dumb stuff.

I had a very in depth detailed "conversation" about dementia and the drugs used to treat it. No matter what, regardless of anything I said, ChatGPT refused to agree that we should try giving PCP to dementia patients because ooooo nooo that's bad drug off limits forever even research.

Fuck ChatGPT, I run my own local uncensored llama2 wizard llm.

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Idk, I wish I could enjoy video games again. I miss that. I haven't been able to enjoy gaming since college.

Good bot

How date

This feels like a weird point to make for OP since I figure anyone here talking about AI is very familiar with distributed networked computing. Botnets have been such a pain in the dick for at least 15 years now. Imagine something that intimately and only knows how to "live" in computing. The distributed areas of could "live" in and have access to all the resources it needs either directly or not. Storing info and using resources of anything it can touch through the network, computers, phones, TVs, cars, door bell cameras, router and networking infrastructure.

I feel there is inevitably either a human made virus or a standalone AIG that is going to accomplish this.The extent to which it spreads, if the damage can be recovered from, and how we progress after it's going to be a big defining moment is technological history. The globalized network with everything communicating is the most powerful and least secure super computer ever. Those running botnets figured that out a long time ago. All it takes is one AI.