Pretty Sure Not a Bot

@Pretty Sure Not a Bot@lemmy.world
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The absurdity that the machines in The Matrix were harvesting human bodies for power. An interesting theory is that the machines were using human brains as a cluster of computing power. Cool article.

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That nobody is a “grown up” and that everyone is faking it.

We’re all just kids having kids.

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“Some” humans have highly developed prefrontal cortex 🙃

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And Ctrl-y is redo.

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How do you casually ask to eat your therapist? 🙃

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Omfg! The amount of time I screamed at Microsoft because I keep forgetting that excel changes the date format for some fucking reason and doesn’t tell you!

I think amazing people like you exist in this world to carry the burden of reminding us, actually, how incredible this rollercoaster of a life is, and that we get to experience it.

Omg! I’m still thinking about that fucking lamp and that reality is just shaped by what we perceive and relay to our minds.

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This might be a weird question, does Eminem somehow actually perform in Fortnight (the game) ?

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It’s good for them.

OMFG!! Don’t give them ideas!

Doesn’t even have to be on the phone. Just watching something, and then just a slightest thought pups up, and I’m gone. 5min later fuck! I missed it again. Sometimes it takes me 2 hours to watch a 30 min show.

I can drink H₂O₂ for the rest of my life.

Why the fuck would you want to read news on Facebook 🙃

I’m starting to think that Lemmy is just you and that «FUCKER» dude 🙃

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What…. Why..?!

Is it for double speed ?

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Toilet salesman?

For a second there I thought they figured out how to play Doom yet on another “system” 🙃

Well hey, it was July 28 last year.

There were more than 500 brands of smartphones? 🙃

Fuck! I knew that one by heart

But…. How? 😅

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Its either.. or… a 50 min breake for every 10 min, or a 10 min break for 10 hours 🙃

That was a very interesting read. It made me go down a deep Ridly Scott rabbit hole and now I’m rewatching all Prometheus/Alien movies 🙃

Why ? 😊

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But then, if you’re forced to develop on microsoft 🤬, it’s late, you’re tired, you’re hand slides just a little to the right (win + d), aaaaand everything is gone, and you’re sitting there looking at you’re background wondering what the hell just happened 🙃.

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I find this so weird! I’m an engineer, and can comprehend and solv complex tasks relatively fast, doesn’t even have to be engineering, just quick at learning. Then sometimes someone tries to explain something simignly simple and I feel like that seal 🙃. This totally fucks with my impostor syndrome.

When you think about it, you sort of proving the point that…

This took to long to formulate, so I gave up. But at least I posted it 🙃.

I think… maybe Japan wants one ?

I also think maybe OP ment “war” crime ? 🙃

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Dude I feel you

Right?! Same, Lemmy feels more human, probs because the big ones are mostly bots now.

... almost didn’t send this 🙃

Jesus fucking Christ, your parents are the worst. I’m so sorry.

Omfg! I’m so curious 🫨

If we can be so lucky that that’s all they receive 🙃

She’s probably part Minbari. I gues Marge was abducted at some point 🙃

Well…. Because if I do it normal, it doesn’t let me linn.

I read that in Morgan Freeman’s voice

Until everybody throughout time, after the machine has been invented I gues, also wants to experience the same parade 🙃….. I mean not until…. It’ll just happen ?….. now my head hurts

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