Imprisonment for simply saying something that in no sane world would be considered a crime.

With the way I play when I'm getting drowsy, I'd probably be better off starting over.

Pogs, I think.

Oh please... We stopped researching that technology in the 40s. We never perfected it enough to make super soldiers.

3 months ago:

"Can you comfirm that each user account can have no more than one of these entities?"

"Yes. Definitely."

Today:

"Oh by the way, we have some users who need to have multiple entities. Can you fix it?"

We are your friends now. You don't need them anymore.

Did he actually say the words "cognitively impaired"? That seems like a lot of syllables.

I blame Fox "News" more than any foreign government.

Because I spend at least 30 minutes trying to decide what I want to do for the next 3 hours but I can't even find the motivation to play a video game.

My boss is pushing the AI stuff pretty hard lately. I just want to write my own code.

The Looker was a funny parody of The Witness. Made me laugh.

5 year old me thought it looked photorealistic.

I so very badly want to replace a judge's gavel with one of those.

Thanks for the link. I wasn't aware of that site.

Porn starts a surprising number of careers.

Turning living things into food is technically what most animals do every day just to live.

I don't know if it's physically possible, but I sometimes think what if my office chair breaks and the hydraulic piston shoots through the seat and impales my colon.

Real Final Destination shit right there.

I sometimes start an email with "apologies for the delay" and just continue as normal.

That's how I felt after finishing Outer Wilds.

I'm kind of an idiot, you see.

Because thin-skinned egomaniacle dictators can't tolerate the free spread of information.

Weird thing I noticed about music is that the more I enjoy a song when hearing it for the first time, the faster I get sick of it.

Often, the songs I don't really like at first but start to like over time are the ones I can listen to longer (unless it's so bad that it's annoying).

I ended up installing LineageOS and have been getting updates almost weekly ever since.

As someone who released a game on Steam, I had no idea what to put in as the minimum requirements. I basically said "screw it" and put in the specs of the PC I started developing it on because I had no way to test it on anything else.

Millenials are struggling because the previous generations fucked everything up, not because they can't figure things out.

The "Post" button on Lemmy before I finished writing my c

Electric toothbrush. The hygenist often says she can tell I tell I take care of my teeth, but really, I usually only brush and floss once a day.

My dad doesn't seem to know the difference between left and right clicking, but I installed Lubuntu to give new life to his old 2-in-1 laptop and he was pretty happy with it.

The only downside I've seen is that it doesn't do "tablet mode" anymore, and the touchscreen is much less functional.

Maybe not that surprising.

I think it means that you're probably not an asshole.

My PC desktop is a slideshow of some of my own wildlife photos. My favorite one features this fuzzy friend:

Exactly. These people are not Christians. They act exactly like the people Jesus rebuked for being hypocrites. It's uncanny.

Have you considered buying artillery?

I just keep getting annoyed when I see an interesting looking game and find that it's VR-only.

I feel like people must be tired of me recommending the same few games (you know, if anyone cared enough to read all my comments), but I'm the type of guy who is pretty much only interested in finding the more hidden gems, and I generally ignore the stuff that keeps showing up on the front page of Steam.

• The Upturned - A cartoony horror-comedy game with a great sense of humor.
• Withering Rooms - The story is interesting and the atmosphere is great.
• Your Spider - This one is possibly my favorite indie horror game.
• Exanima - Read about the features. This one is more impressive than the screenshots make it look (at least for me).
• Lunacid - I love the visual style and atmosphere of this. I also enjoyed Lost in Vivo by the same developer.
• Praey for the Gods - This one is for anyone who's looking for more games like Shadow of the Collossus.
• 8Doors: Arum's Afterlife - This is a decent metroidvania with a charming story. If you enjoyed Hollow Knight, then you may also enjoy this.

Yes, off and on for the past several years. I've been a software developer for 11 years at the same company. But I also do game dev in my spare time, so it does start to feel like I don't have down time.

Paper... Check.

Dice... Check.

Friends...... shit.

A bit unrelated, but I was reminded of when I was playing Path of Exile one time and I accidentally hit a macro key I had set up to do something in Dwarf Fortress, and I got booted out because of all the rapidly entered keystrokes.

Ooh, this is my favorite topic to discuss! But I'll keep this short because it's late and I should be asleep by now).

• Exanima - Read about the features. This one is more impressive than the screenshots make it look (at least for me).
• Lunacid - I love the visual style and atmosphere of this. I also enjoyed Lost in Vivo by the same developer.
• Praey for the Gods - This one is for anyone who's looking for more games like Shadow of the Collossus.
• The Upturned - A cartoony horror-comedy game with a great sense of humor.
• Withering Rooms - The story is interesting and the atmosphere is great.
• Your Spider - This one is possibly my favorite indie horror game.

I don't get these on my Windows PCs. But I did turn off a few settings, installed Open Shell for the Win7 style start menu, and Explorer Patcher to fix Win11's stupid task bar changes.