Eylrid

@Eylrid@lemmy.world
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A first aid kit

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Tildes is elitist. They don't want the unwashed masses on their manicured lawn.

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I keep my porn in a folder labeled "taxes" and my tax documents in a folder labeled "porn"

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That's not how it works. I'm a door dash driver. We get a base pay, (usually $2-$3 per order but can be more if it's peak hours) plus tip. The base pay isn't affected by tips.

We see the total (base pay plus tip) when we are deciding whether to take an order. Orders without tips are rejected by most drivers.

Cake can also be in layers with ingredients inbetween, making a sandwich.

So many well known actors play themselves playing the character.

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There was a guy that posted on reddit about how he spent thousands of dollars on loot boxes. The way he totally wrecked his finances and his relationship with his wife was harrowing. Everytime he would get the latest and greatest item, character, whatever, they would come out with something new and he would start all over again.

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Etymologically, the name is usually said to derive from the oblique case of a Proto-West Germanic root: *gīsl “hostage, pledge”

Well that's some nominative irony

Have a look around

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Trees are tall because trees are tall

Being a politician is all about getting attention. The more outrageous the bill or the thing the bill is addressing the more attention. This bill will hopefully never pass, but here we are talking about it.

There's a YouTube channel that shows videos of people drowning and being rescued so you can see what it looks like: https://youtube.com/@LifeguardRescue

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I used to be on there. It's boring as fuck. Anything remotely fun is beneath them.

Now this is a protest I can get behind!

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Best money I'm ever going to spend on an expansion

Similar thing with Jeff Bezos. His mom was a single teenage mother who went to night school to graduate highschool. His bio dad bailed. His stepdad was a young immigrant. They gave him $300,000 to start Amazon, but they worked their way up to the point where they could do it.

Holy shirt balls!

It's weird to think of reddit without comments

Classic protection racket. "Those are some nice files you've got there. It'd be a shame if anything happened to them..."

Memento plus Groundhog's Day is Groundhog's Day from everyone else's perspective

If you really want to feel naked put on shoes

Lego Starwars works well and is a lot of fun. Only 2 players, though.

You should probably ignore that

Between this and the new more flexible curves rail spaghetti is going to be off the chain!

Something can be breadlike without being bread, in a similar way to how whales are fishlike without being fish.

The dictionary doesn't dictate how words should be used; it reports how people use them. Consulting a dictionary is a way to find out how "lots of people" use a word.

Glue is not a topping. Pineapples are not glue. Therefore pineapples are not not a topping.

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Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, etc are corney as fuck, but in a fun way. You can throw shit at the wall as long as you do it in an entertaining way.

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Hear, hear for the examined life!

Many a sequel is lost in Lake Laogai

I'm glad Cook didn't die for Colie's sake. Killing somebody is majorly traumatizing even in self defense.

It would be tricky to do automatically since instance domains can be anything, but it could be done with a context menu option.

Hannibal would control Linguini by cutting open his skull and manipulating his brain directly.

If that were the case the current version would have a goatee.

There have been a couple people that survived falling without a working parachute. Crazy rare, though.

In the hands of Netflix after they stop dvd service? Yes. In the hands of people who want the DVDs? No.

They either have to give them away or throw them away. May as well give them away.

Too many people fall for black and white thinking and tribalism. If you support X you must be against Y, or if you don't support X you must support Y.

If you can buy a decent car for the cost of your sim racing rig, it's time to evaluate.

Politicians aren't the only ones. Anyone well known with a distinct enough last name is referred to the same way: Bezos, Einstein, Swarzanegger, every sportsball player, etc

It's easier and more convenient to refer to someone by only one name when you can.

Hey, you never know, maybe their real name is Meridian Longitude. I've never heard of Longitude as a last name but I wouldn't put it past some parents to name their kid Meridian.

Code switching is pretty common, but this sounds like something different since she's using different accents with the same people.