FartsWithAnAccent

@FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social
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Joined 1 years ago

Different people liking different things?

Nah, I don't buy it.

"He fucking murdered VLC player by suffocating it in his ass!"

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Nope, I won't be changing your mind because you are correct.

Just uh... don't eat there?

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Google: We love killing the things you love.

Holy shit, Jaden Smith would be a fucking disaster lol

You can put it on "bread"!

Sorry, best I can do is never visit your shitty website again. Guess I'll order fried chicken from somewhere else, or, better yet, make a superior version at home!

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Ugh, now you have to randomly burst into song.

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! AFFORDABLE LIFE SAVING MEDICINE IS SOCIALISMMM!!!1"

-GQP

I was today years old when I learned that networked wrenches were a thing.

Japan and Germany are in a fierce competition to set the record for highest number of niche words.

Boo! Get off the stage HDMI Forum!

Breathing so I can make money while I sleep.

There are motion activated trail cams

Phrenology, voice stress analysis, lie detectors, etc. - There's a long list of things that don't really work being used by law enforcement to help put lot of innocent people in prison.

Fingerprints might not be on the same level of fraudulent bullshit of the above, but they also shouldn't be the unquestionable end-all be-all of proof either.

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Whenever I find a trail cam, I like to stick my face in front of it from one of the sides or top so it looks like I'm floating or hanging upside down.

Actually, no, at second glance, these fucks appear to be doing it intentionally. I missed the pay rent link.

Well, I don't like the sounds of Florida lawmakers but I just have to live with it

Nope. Sounds like someone used your address.

Ralph, you little bastard.

Why not make the community you want? I made !micromobility on Lemmy and people seem to like it.

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"Where can I get some?"

I want it to be 2, but I'm sure it's 1.

TIL: Homosexuality was a religion?

Or is Christianity a sexual orientation?

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Mugsy Bogues was pretty short but did well in the NBA.

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Damn, that sucks. If you're reading this Harriet: Hope you get better soon!

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAAAAAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAAAAAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAAAAAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAAAAAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAAAAAY!

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy^lmao^

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RES is already unsupported, if they get rid of old I don't see how it could continue to work past that

This is inaccurate, planks are way easier!

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Son of a bitch, we've reached peak jeanpost.

No, but thank you for bringing it to my attention.

Bunch of ableist bullshit!

Time to jrew some joffee

Fucking contractors...

womens division

upper left

Hmm...

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Dark Brandon save us!

I'm just gonna come out and say it: Emojis have gone too far.

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"It's my prerogative!

urinates on leg