FattestMattest

@FattestMattest@lemmy.world
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I declare an official act of presidency!

You're slightly off. A senile old man vs a senile old man that's also a convicted criminal.

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She was already a billionaire. Just not a hundred billionaire.

Political bullshit is all it is. Why is this an issue all of a sudden? Who cares? If you don't want your children to see one, don't go. Where are all these kids that are going to drag shows unsupervised or without parental permission?

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Dude, the corporations pinky sweared that they totally did it. What more could you ask for?

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What is this? The tiny town from Footloose?

Live every week, like it's shark week.

Typo in the headline

Bible 2: Hebrew Boogaloo

You can also leap backwards

Lindsay Graham did the same thing in his last re-election

Miracle Max was also pretty miraculous

It shouldn't be on the hot dog but IN the hot dog. Ketchup stuffed hot dogs.

When has being hypocritical ever stopped the GOP?

We're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat.

We really don't talk enough about his art. Or his literary works. Or his dreams.

South Park explained this quite well in "Volcano"

Just wait for 6G. We're in for some serious shit!

I'd estimate it's between 3-10 bananas, depending on the size of the bananas.

It does seem old testament...

If I'm not mistaken, Biden could add seats if he wanted to, so could any president. I think no one wants to do it because then the other party would add more as well.

He didn't even mention how handsome he is!

Welcome to real life

Oh, no, the treasure! It went into that underwater cave!

One hit wonder to be means one song. One album hit wonders? Second Boston though! That first album is their greatest hits.

This is outstanding

The old reach around

She took her boebs out in front of kids, dude. How much clearer does it need to get?

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Lemmyshitpost scrolling is going to make me cry from laughter

He's right, that would change everything