FilthyHands

@FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works
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Joined 1 years ago

It was like that when I got here.

This is a state crime.

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I got bad news for you.

Satisfactory, Forever Winter, Still Wakes the Deep.

Very interesting. More complicated than I realized. Thanks for the correction.

It really whips the llama's ass.

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go autopilot go!

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you can't make me, gaben

No shoes on the carpet if possible. Vacuum weekly. Have some type of stain remover handy for liquid spills.

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"I have never been called to attend a case of Gila monster bite, and I don't want to be. I think a man who is fool enough to get bitten by a Gila monster ought to die. The creature is so sluggish and slow of movement that the victim of its bite is compelled to help largely in order to get bitten."

—Dr. Ward, Arizona Graphic, September 23, 1899

No mugshot please. He will use is on his campaign. A prison intake photo is acceptable, however.

Documents should be available at court listener, but it appears to be getting hugged right now.

edit: 404 media is hosting a mirror here

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Operation Gumbo Drop

Im just going to sit this gen out and wait for fiveskin.

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Grim Dawn

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they got permits 😆

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The couches are nice.

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Bad things happen in Philadelphia.

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“You want to know what this [war on drugs] was really all about? The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I’m saying?

We knew we couldn’t make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders, raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news.

Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did.”

~ John Ehrlichman, Assistant to the President for Domestic Affairs under President Richard Nixon

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One time, I knew my probation officer was going to lock me up. I think I gave a hot urine or something equally stupid. Anyway, with the thought of county in my mind, I headed to the PO office with a backpack full of books. I hoped they would let me keep them with me when I got booked. Suprisingly, they let me keep all the books with me! When I got released, I gave the books away to the other inmates. I hope they're still being passed around in there.

i miss r/toiletpaperusa

Amatuers discuss tactics. Professionals discuss logistics.

Oh, commit a crime? Just commit a crime? Why don't i strap on my crime helmet and squeeze down into a crime cannon and fire off into crime land, where crimes grow on crimees!

Yeah, we should be good until climate refugee crisis in 2029.

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And to find out what he has already done, just listen to what he accuses others of doing.

Judge McFadden is on the case so I expect time served and 6 months probation.

Bill Gates has been giving away his fortune to some lucky email recipients every year now since the days when you had to pay for the internet by the hour.

like from the toilet?

War is a racket.

I used to really like this game. The gunplay and art direction are spectacular, although I got bored of the enemies. I stopped playing a while before they deleted whole planets and questlines, and haven't felt an urge to go back. Shame, because nothing else quite scratches that itch.

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RES gang rise up

trust the investors!

Why did reading this make me physically ill?

Ever wonder why there's no more reasonable sized pick up trucks in America? CAFE regulations incentivize auto makers to manufacture ginormous trucks. I am pro-regulation in most cases but there are some real stinkers out there.

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Just as god intended.

something something rich historical tradition something something acts of supremacy

It's a good thing a husband and wife can't be tried for the same crime.

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Going back to beepers even...

I for one welcome our new sexbot overlords.

We are proud to present the future of urban pacification.

Every time I see a picture of this doofus, I can't help but think he looks like he belongs on one of those nat geo/history channel reality shows. The Secret of Goatfucker Ranch. TikTok Dynasty. Don Stars.

On a more serious note, I hope he's getting all the medical care he deserves.

"There is no purgatory for war criminals. They go straight to hell."

  • Sergiy Kyslytsya, Permanent Representative of Ukraine to the United Nations
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Shit Apples, Randy.