FilthyHands

@FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works
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Joined 1 years ago

It was like that when I got here.

Environmental Station Alpha - My favorite metroidvania, really just a straight up Metroid clone. I really love the music and atmosphere, and just about every room is distinct and memorable in some way. Check protondb, requires a bit of tweaking.

It really whips the llama's ass.

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go autopilot go!

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you can't make me, gaben

No shoes on the carpet if possible. Vacuum weekly. Have some type of stain remover handy for liquid spills.

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"I have never been called to attend a case of Gila monster bite, and I don't want to be. I think a man who is fool enough to get bitten by a Gila monster ought to die. The creature is so sluggish and slow of movement that the victim of its bite is compelled to help largely in order to get bitten."

—Dr. Ward, Arizona Graphic, September 23, 1899

No mugshot please. He will use is on his campaign. A prison intake photo is acceptable, however.

Documents should be available at court listener, but it appears to be getting hugged right now.

edit: 404 media is hosting a mirror here

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Operation Gumbo Drop

Im just going to sit this gen out and wait for fiveskin.

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Grim Dawn

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Bad things happen in Philadelphia.

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One time, I knew my probation officer was going to lock me up. I think I gave a hot urine or something equally stupid. Anyway, with the thought of county in my mind, I headed to the PO office with a backpack full of books. I hoped they would let me keep them with me when I got booked. Suprisingly, they let me keep all the books with me! When I got released, I gave the books away to the other inmates. I hope they're still being passed around in there.

“You want to know what this [war on drugs] was really all about? The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I’m saying?

We knew we couldn’t make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders, raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news.

Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did.”

~ John Ehrlichman, Assistant to the President for Domestic Affairs under President Richard Nixon

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i miss r/toiletpaperusa

Oh, commit a crime? Just commit a crime? Why don't i strap on my crime helmet and squeeze down into a crime cannon and fire off into crime land, where crimes grow on crimees!

Yeah, we should be good until climate refugee crisis in 2029.

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Amatuers discuss tactics. Professionals discuss logistics.

Bill Gates has been giving away his fortune to some lucky email recipients every year now since the days when you had to pay for the internet by the hour.

War is a racket.

like from the toilet?

RES gang rise up

trust the investors!

Why did reading this make me physically ill?

Ever wonder why there's no more reasonable sized pick up trucks in America? CAFE regulations incentivize auto makers to manufacture ginormous trucks. I am pro-regulation in most cases but there are some real stinkers out there.

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something something rich historical tradition something something acts of supremacy

Just as god intended.

It's a good thing a husband and wife can't be tried for the same crime.

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Going back to beepers even...

I for one welcome our new sexbot overlords.

Every time I see a picture of this doofus, I can't help but think he looks like he belongs on one of those nat geo/history channel reality shows. The Secret of Goatfucker Ranch. TikTok Dynasty. Don Stars.

On a more serious note, I hope he's getting all the medical care he deserves.

"There is no purgatory for war criminals. They go straight to hell."

  • Sergiy Kyslytsya, Permanent Representative of Ukraine to the United Nations
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We are proud to present the future of urban pacification.

Shit Apples, Randy.

There is no federal parole. He has to serve up to 85% of his sentence too!

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Nah just uninstall a few mods, maybe double check your load order and you should be feeling better.

Just desserts.

The one next to the adult book store?

I am smoking. Inside.

I just watched a video within the last week, having trouble finding it but it was probably posted here... I think it was an interview with a drone team leader. Anyway, he said russians use similar drones too, but they severely lack reliable communications with other units or with artillery (sometimes the means of communication simply does not exist), so their drone use is not nearly as effective. They also often mistakenly frag friendlies, but what's new?

X gone give it to ya.

A long time ago I took a part time job as a dishwasher at a local pizza place. Most nights, the GM would show up about 2 hours before closing, do a bunch of key bumps with with the cooks in the kitchen, then he would man the front counter. While doing so, he would browse backpage on a netbook, all while customers were still ordering and dining. Occasionally he would ask our opinions on who to pick. He wasn't just browsing, and at some point would end up on the phone with a girl discussing where, when, and how much, etc.

The crazy part to me was that his wife was one of the prettiest women I've ever seen, with a wonderful personality too. Perfect 10. Last I heard, the GM blew it big time, wrecked his car, lost the job, arrested, wife left with the kids, everything.

Despite everything I just told you, he was one of the best bosses I ever had, and I hope he turned his life around.

This has been my backpage story.