My parents once asked me why I didn't have enough savings to buy a house yet.

I almost lost my shit.

Not here to kink shame but they should get themselves a personal funnel and margarita mix so they can do this at home.

I miss having a viable "3rd" option.

The rise of the iPhone and Android was a wild time back in the early 2010s.

So many historical sites just GONE. Spent Summer's in my teens working jobs along Front Street. Extremely sad and I hope they get the hope they need soon.

Bro left it in the Twilight Zone

AD1440p is sufficient for the foreseeable future.

Into the Spider-Verse.

I was kind of aware of that sort of plot line in the comics. And I loved The live action Spider-Man movies.

Was blown away at how complete a package it was: visuals, score, writing, voice acting. It was just an all around great movie.

COD suddenly overrated to PlayStation owners.

That's my wife. Leaving parties is the worst because I love the ol' Irish Goodbye and she needs to say bye to EVERYONE at the party that she talked to.

Man has more sugar daddies than an Only fans influencer.

I can be on here a LOT less than other apps and not feel like I'm addicted. I jump on to post a couple of things and scroll for a few minutes and I feel like I'm good for the day.

Me and 24 gorilla pals going to Auntie Annie's after a movie then looking through GameStop.

When I was in school:

"Why are you so quiet"

What's it matter?

Local coffee shop.

My wife designed some ads and logos for them then they stuffed her when she asked for payment.

My wife is appalled that I'm asleep the second i hit the pillow. She could be in mid conversation with me in bed then she'll just hear snoring.

It's a gift and a curse.

Worked at an old job where one guy, that had access to the router settings, would disable the Blink Cameras so he could forge his time cards.

Owners ended up realizing the cameras would only be disabled when he was on shift.

Most Kidneys lmao

Using Sync for Reddit for so long I realized I missed the layout of Sync so I'm glad to see it back for Lemmy.

Bought a month subscription since I can use my rewards to pay for it. Worth it for the no ads.

What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? Early in the morning!

Biden loves Orange Soda confirmed.

Babe wake up new bodily function just dropped

Not me but when my wife was pregnant, the scene in Homeward Bound where Sassy is swept away in the river left her in tears. She stopped the movie and never watched it again lol.

The criminal?? No I believe that's Francis.

They definitely do not.

Ran into a herd this summer with one attached to the front of our car. Did not seem to drive them any other way than into my car.

Even the banner hand has 6 fingers lol

It's a lot less of a time sink for me now. I'm on maybe 15 minutes a day.

It's probably because most of my other most frequented forums aren't quite here yet.

Hayley Williams of Paramore.

Especially since she started experimenting with solo projects. She's so good and very versatile.

Mr. Heatmiser looking ass.

That thumbnail lol. That mf got AIR

Hit the gym brother. Instead of starting my work out journey now in my 30s.

I was fortunate enough to have had a fast metabolism through out my 20s but starting a workout habit earlier would've helped maintain it better.

Godzilla X Paul Bunyan would do NUMBERS

"You're very handsome for an Asian man." - My girlfriend's mom

Just one of those that confirms someone's biases.

God: Here are the 10 Commandments

Moses Hogan: That doesn't work for me brother.

Jesus bro get out of the shower.

People out here are really dick riding YouTube lmao.

Got health insurance AND dental b so finally fixing some dental problems that I've had for years without worry of going broke.

All my stuff is done in the first hour. Then the next 7 is just me and my co workers sharing dumb videos.

Started Baldurs Gate 3 a few months ago and just recently started to get more play time.