Ah yes the Claytablorean Theorem

Nice crop op

While it's commonly believed that Dan Crenshaw wears an eye patch because he lost one eye to an IED in Afghanistan, it's much more likely he uses it to adapt more easily to changing lighting conditions when going below deck.

It's fifty fifty. Either you win money, or you don't.

Finally I can get my vagina dentata.

I don’t check my mailbox for 6+ weeks at a time.

That seems dangerously negligent.

There's this strange resentment the rest of Germany has for Bavaria that I didnt realize was serious until I moved to Hesse.

Blood of a thousand innocent ani

My partner is a chemist, and she becomes an absolutely despotic autocrat when we try to cook together.

People will dosh out 80€ for a game and the find the quickest way to not have to play it.

Bad Idea. Those dogs were keeping the baby population in check.

Well until you have to guide that snaky boy through the whole apartment and through door frames.

Arresting the leader of a sovereign nation amounts at least to a diplomatic crisis, and at worst to a declaration of war.

And before George Bush is brought to trial I don't think the West has much credibility in dealing with war criminals.

Most helpful Lemmy user

You know you got the good shit when your browser gives you a http warning.

I fucking love spending a 100% upcharge on terrible food delivered by some nameless poor person who can't afford the hospital bill for getting hit by an SUV later this evening.

I will NEVER figure out how my kitchen stove works.

Having someone else stand in line for your fast food is so incredibly absurd I still can't get my head around it

Hate it when guests wash their balls in the normal sink, and not the ball-washing sink I paid good money for.

Cope seethe ratio

Duolingo will teach the 50 most common words first, and then the precise names of all items of clothing you could think of.

Hands of a dead woman.

Just wait until I bring my professional bigotry.

People blowing leftover VC money on propping up their failing industry.

Different version:

Only nerds with the worst opinions migrate

Only nerds with the worst opinions migrate

It's short for Matt

Apple bottom jeans? Give me a girl with an apple bottom body!

Somebody out there must love my crack habit.

Maybe reply in other threads then.

And those people we call "suckers"

Original seems to be a russian anti-alcohol propaganda/PSA poster.

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Yes we collectively decided it. We all had a big vote, but you weren't invited.

Yeah Spacey 100% fucked kids.

Anything that slightly improves UX is bloat.

Thank God we perfected "landing somewhere in the upper atmosphere" in the 70s.

You are, what they call in the field, a "sucker".

I've seen "Zoomer perm".

Reddit-ass post

Actually have you considered that ... Netflix bad? 🤔🤔🤔

Place was always very popular, it makes sense to roll it out whenever publicity tanks.

NATO is not at war with Russia.