Geobloke

@Geobloke@lemmy.world
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You can, but no one is

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Did you tell him that a beer bottle is cock shaped?

Let's send people on an exodus to Egypt. No way they're gonna wanna come back. They either don't get irony or haven't read their own book

Exactly he never got Christmas with his family, no holidays at the beach and no change to grow old with his loved ones

Let's hope they don't have a grudge against humanity with that military training

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In democracy, voters pick the politicians. In the USA, politicians pick the voters

Put a carbon tax on jet fuel and use the proceeds to build better carbon neutral public infrastructure and she can fly as much as she wants for all I care

To be fair, he really needs that last $339 million

We used to read it as kids when we went over our internet quota for the week and it was the only thing that still loaded

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Sounds like they were just gun owners

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I use bandcamp, not quite a cd, but you get access to a flac or mp3 depending on your choice and apparently they do a decent job looking after their artists. They even have days where all money goes to the artist

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Sounds like the beginning of the purge

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He was in hospital because shrapnel had severed his spine. In the west bank. You can throw semantics at it, but going by the context I'd put money on him not being actively engaged in combat as he was incapable by your words

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How I imagine the interview to sound

Tucker: my research suggests that you have a 12" cocktail

Putin: is actually 14

Tucker...

Putin: I take no further questions (takes off mike, exits stage left)

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Over 75% of Japanese energy is imported under current circumstances and they have a reluctance to use geothermal for social and economic reasons. Wind is another good choice but they're restricted in where they can deploy it by social and economic concerns

Gee, it's almost like she's worried about stalkers or something. And I was on the net when elon tried it ands it wasn't like this

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In democracy voters pick the politicians. In the USA politicians pick the voters

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Oh awesome, bushfire in the North American winter, good to know that the southern and northern hemisphere can link up on disasters

Had a cool hat alter ego called rainbow stylin

Well, one of them was in a wheel chair so yeah they assassinated a non combatant in a hospital

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I don't know what it is for Aussies, but it'd be similar. Iron ion sounds the same when we say it

The gun or the car?

Not to mention the drone that was flying over them

No one cares about marines in Australia

Preceded by "fuck it, it's"

Definitely read that in a German accent

For the UK specifically I'd recommend Bob Vylan

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Seems like a low cost way to lock people into your viewpoint. Way cheaper than traditional advertising

I know I loved the band growing up and the band have tried to separate themselves from the singer, but how can you? The music is still good but it can't avoid leaving a bad feeling knowing he used the fame generated by the shared music for such heinous thing

Oh man, that sucks. I used to kill time there when we went over our family's data cap for the month because it was the only place that would load

Can you even get the slot or the jack any more? The only I can think of isn't available in my country

Go then champ

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Lgbtiq have the same struggles as heterosexuals

Coloured people have the same problems as whites

Third world problems are the same as first world problems

Go home mate you're cooked

Well they got rid of their relations department because Elon's twitter is all you need

And Tom Clancy was never a Russian submarine captain or spy

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I think the biggest thing that people forgot in the efficiency debate is cost. What will hydrogen actually cost to go 100km compared to electricity

Maybe, but younger people have been shot, so it balances out!

Because you paid for that book?

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Surely if the supreme court ruled that if he wasn't eligible in one state then any single person in other states could use that ruling to have him removed from any state they live in?

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Said her name was Bambi