GombeenSysadmin

@GombeenSysadmin@feddit.uk
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“Ew, you ran an APP on it? No wonder it over heated”

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The “text” is hurting my brain

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Piracy is just reverse time shifting. It’s going to be on FTA TV at some point, I’m just making it more convenient to watch now.

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Don’t forget, they were just out of a worldwide pandemic that killed tens of millions.

And while there’s a chance Trump will be the next president so he can throw out the remaining liberal judges and bring in basically far-right extremists

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Had a razor taken off me at security. Went through, bought a magazine with the same one taped to the cover as a free gift

This is a greater threat to the republicans than gerrymandering is to the democrats!

Jared Kushner is a never-nude confirmed

Kramer: It's a write off for them. Jerry: How is it a write off? Kramer: They just write it off. Jerry: Write it off of what? Kramer: They just write it off! Jerry: You don't even know what a write off is, do you? Kramer: No. Do you? Jerry: No I don't!

Maybe start it at 10m and index link it to the average wage thereafter. Make it in their own interests to boost everyone’s wages.

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This headline made me snort my gin and tonic out my nose.

All income over $10m per year is taxed at 100%. Foreign and domestic put together.

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It’s a write off for them, Jerry, they just - pftpftpft - write it off!

yOu WoUlDn’T dOwNlOaD a CoMpUtEr…

Russia got rid of all the AN225s in the world, I think it’s only fair Ukraine gets to eradicate all the IL-76s.

Oh shit it’s the casting mount, not the hinge retaining bolt. That’s 99% certain to be Boeing’s fault, not the airline. They’re going to try to say it was the airline because they opened the door to install the WiFi, but they wouldn’t have touched that bolt.

Succinct and entirely correct. All Irish “conservatives” want is farm subsidies and no inheritance tax

The UN doesn’t, according to your own source.

How many Essex girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Essex girls screw in Capris.

Which goes to show how old these jokes are.

Lemmy Von Motörhead.

I have no clue what you are on about. Nobody - I repeat NOBODY - supports Hamas here. But, we do support the Palestinian people, who are lot of other nations seem to want to go away.

See, that’s what the Irish people have experience of: fucking terrorists carrying out atrocities in the name of the rest of us, while innocent people get caught in the crossfire when a larger nation tries to stamp them out. Which is being amplified a thousandfold in Gaza right now.

And about those fucking idiots up in Dublin last Thursday? Yeah, totally riled up by foreign influence themselves.

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Or just insert a few scenes with Bill Murray and Annie McDowell at the age they are now, to show how long he was stuck in there.

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Hang blue dong, of course

I actually think a major part of the problem in US politics is that the balance of power is effectively upside down compared to most modern democracies.

Here in Ireland for example, we have three levels just like you: the Dáil is like the House of Representatives, the Seanad is the senate, and we both have presidents. However the head of government here is the leader of the largest party in the Dáil, and the other two are really figureheads. It means that other parties are way more involved in government and lessens the tendencies for a single figurehead to run rampant, changing stuff to suit himself every 4-8 years.

Ireland also uses PR, but we’ve actually gotten quite good at the vote counts, and we probably don’t have the same threat of bad actors in some other countries.

It’s the same in the UK - parliament is the actual government, while the House of Lords and the king are at this stage vestigial. But they use fptp, which is making it difficult to remove a minority government for the last dozen years or so.

And the ones she got were sorta rotten and insane

I don’t know why not, they have a whole railway too

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Mostly due to the boxing. Had several facial injuries, had to have reconstructive surgery on his nose and cheekbone which didn’t work, and had to teturn to surgery several times.

No no. You should Google young Biden.

Red Bull gives you right wiii-iiiings!

God can you imagine Biden saying, “it’s not persecution you dumb fuck, it’s consequences for your actions!”

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I thought it was Slave 1 flying right-to-left

Love ssss

I will never create a playlist/mix tape without New Day Rising on it.

More beans, Mr Taggart?

Not plants per se, but we had a problem with one of our cats jumping up in the kitchen counter. So we put a few coins in a coke can and then shook it furiously every time he jumped up. You have to watch them for a while, but it doesn’t take long for them to learn.

Gonna use this as a congratulations for someone’s “we’re pregnant!” Facebook post

Ps also check out Cruel Sister, another up and coming Irish girl-fronted band to watch

Saw them at a festival in the summer, they absolutely tore it up. The lead singer is a tiny woman with a huge, furious energy that grand you by the throat. Brian live band, and I was immediately converted and will be a fan for life.

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From Biblical Babylon to modern scientology The problem with cults, at least according to me / Is that it’s so hard to see the purpose, meaning or point in them / And they’re never any fun, but still, people keep joining them

Amateur Rappers, by The Burning Hell

Hey is that Jonah the cloud botherer over his left shoulder there?