“The ability to speak doesn’t make you intelligent.”
“The ability to speak doesn’t make you intelligent.”
Whenever I see “Florida man…” I think it can’t be any worse than the last one, and every time I’m proven wrong.
That’s what they want. Live your life to the fullest just to spite these motherfuckers.
“On the roof, it’s peaceful as can be, and there the world below don’t bother me…”
I think I’ll test this thought by using Sweet Baby Ray’s for my stir fry beef tomorrow.
If she’d been with Larry David she would have at least had some edible underwear for sustenance.
But when is Burrito BOWL season?
Every time I open the fridge and see Sweet Baby Ray’s I have to fight the urge not to squirt some directly into my mouth. Does that count?
Bold of you to assume that it’s only when I’m peeing.
Back when I lived there, the saying was “the rest of the US hates Texas, and the rest of Texas hates Austin”. Probably at least partially explained why it was so entertaining there.
It’ll be less than a ton by the time they make it back to shore.
Meanwhile, I just want to watch that bizarre video of Kim at the volleyball game again. Drugs aren’t necessary with things like that at our disposal.
“ I was misdirected cause the interchange never intersected leaving me marooned beneath a bloodshot moon.”
He was chasing them with cocaine.
I actually had this on my 2024 Bingo Card.
“…and NO dessert until you eat all your broccoli!!”
If only there were some way to prevent this…