"What's with all the bags of ice?"

I saw an angel take a shit, then eat said shit.

God works in mysterious ways.

RIP brother

The Department of Justice said this, not Joe Biden. Fuck this headline.

This reeks of AI

this 👇🏻

How old is this tweet though

...milk teeth?

To clarify, I'm American, and always heard them called baby teeth 😅

What decade can I expect to stop hearing about that dumbass movie or any echo of it?

Is no one gonna ask? Just me? Alright.

Why are there two scroll wheels on one mouse? My mind can't handle being this confounded

Hypocrisy ain't gonna stomp itself out!

Katana - because katana

First aid kit - for accidental cuts from katana

Flashlight - to see how much I'm bleeding

Two-man tent - place to swing katana in a way that will end up cutting me

This shit is so damn stale, starving pigeons won't eat it.

Eat food that doesn't make you sleepy?

Why would I care what teens think? Android gives me more control over my phone.

Excuse me, what & Go?

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2645809-diogenes-posting

Of course the country that makes games, anime and manga full of giant mechs with railguns does it first

Nice to see a Red Dwarf reference

All my homies hate Bitch McConnell

Fandom seems like my experience on Fextralife

The Blair Witch Project. A lot of us didn't know it was fake until the actors accepted an award for the movie 😅

I love how even though it's not for sale, they just had to put the Blizz logo on it

OP is a Pepsi-loving freak of nature

Doesn't matter if it's fake.

It's in your head now.

It's in all of our heads now.

We all lost the pussy pussy game

He practiced his whole life for that role

Phone calls in general. I've always been a computer nerd that prefers thinking about my responses and typing them out in front of a glowing rectangle.

God, I love my glowing rectangles 🥰

Or at least pretending to be rich 😉

That's not a circle

Baby, wake up, the new Slipknot masks are out

lemmy.ml is a cesspit

I thought he told you that he won't stop