Most brain-dead take right here
Most brain-dead take right here
Please, don't nuke your cat.
Black mammas at the mall shopping for pant.
If they practiced proper firearm safety there wouldn't have been real bullets in a gun that's supposed to be loaded with blanks, no?
Some people are shit
Yeah I'm still blaming them, it just means there's more people to blame. Reminds me of a buddy from high school I had who ended up managing a strip club and how he would tell me about all the guys that would fall in love with one of the women and buy them a bunch of expensive shit. This is actually worse I think.
Yup, exactly that
Yeah, my dad doesn't really need his insulin anyway
"6 milks? In this economy?" I've never had tres Leche, but it's like a dessert, so I think the joke is pretty clear from there. (From a white guy that only knows a little spanish)
I think they might be golden doodles? So half right.
autistic inertia
I feel that, didn't know there was a term for it
Theyre trying to ban him next
Damn that's interesting, I had heard of the light control but never these
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=r%2F196
I only knew because someone else explained it a few days ago
Mila Kunis? Nope, also Ukrainian
I'd prefer a human but you know what they say, any port in a storm.
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
Nice interrobang usage
Something something jolly rancher
Isn't MPG (in the US) estimated by the EPA?
I'd be down for the calorie deficit, it's like 2 powers in one
Don't mean to be a dick but Crash Bandicoot was created and developed by Naughty Dog, a US company. It was published by Sony for the first several years, though.
What about if you get a bowl of ketchup and drizzle the fries on top?
A couple of things come to mind. Nothing really happened with either, but I can't think of anything worse:
First, years ago, when I was active duty army as a 15B Aircraft Powerplant Repairer (in the guard now), I was clipping blades on the first stage of the compressor due to damage. There's 20 blades in the first stage, and you have to clip the one opposite as well to maintain balance. Well, I counted wrong and clipped the wrong blade. The GE rep (representative from General Electric, who makes the engine) was right there and must not have been paying attention. It ended fine, though, just extra work I had to do.
Second, less years ago at my current job as a Diesel Technician, I was doing a warranty repair for a service bulletin. I was still pretty new here, and warranty jobs pay less time, but this was like the third one I had done and was making good time, so I was trying to hurry. It was cold that day, and people complain when you have the bay doors open, so I had it just open enough to raise the cab, which meant the door was almost all the way open anyway. When I had done as much as I could do with the truck in the shop, I lowered the cab so I could pull it out and use our forklift to remove the part. I had forgotten about the door and ran into it. Didn't get in any trouble though, just had to take a drug test per policy, and the door doesn't close right to this day.
I can see the war for the moon coming over the horizon
Lmao that's great
I mean, I get why it does that...
I mean, I didn't outgrow reddit, I like the reddit platform, just not the guy running it
I work at a Mack truck dealer and this has been a pain in the ass
But, he's trying to manipulate him by inflating view counts? Also, pretty sure musk wants him because he's a huge creator and it would be good for twitter, not because he can sense he's bad or whatever. I don't really care about Mr Beast, never watched his videos, but I've heard much more good about him than bad.
I'm a fiscally conservative (read: cheap-ass) diesel technician. Most people I work with have snap-on, matco, mac, or cornwell, but someone I work with said he has a Quinn at home that worked great so I got one and have had no issues with it.
Probably wanted to make people angry
Totally agreed, it would be nice if you could set it up yourself but that'll never happen. Even if you did set it up yourself it wouldn't be free though
Best replacement for r/amry I've found
A POX UPON YOUR FEEDS!
About 20 years ago, when I was in middle school, some high schoolers stole a game (Halo for xbox) from me while I was walking home. I had borrowed it from someone at school.
By charleys you mean the Philly cheesesteak place right? Love them, too bad there aren't any near me
There's one about 45min away, just to far to justify, but maybe I'll make it out there sometime
Yes, 32, USA Started learning to drive on my dad's old early 70s Chevy C20. My first car was an automatic but second car was a manual 89 camaro and that's where I really learned manual. The only time I drive manuals now is at work and it's only around the lot
They only get 15mins for furry lunch, that's some BS