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Do what the others already said and be mature and professional. Just wear a full clown costume to the zoom meeting. No comments on it.

I fail to understand how you can only possess up to 50 g of weed at home. You're allowed to have three plants and one plant produces normally over 100 g. What.

My whole Instagram feed today seemed to be about how white women focusing on anything other than the women currently getting genocided could shut the fuck up so I've been pretty bummed all day.

I don't even know how to express how I feel about that. So, I should just accept unequal pay and getting talked over in my Monday meetings... because I'm at work, because I have bills to pay and a career to think about, instead of camping out in front of the Israeli embassy and making a scene all day? I just... idk man I'm tired.

Don't get me wrong, I do care. But I also care about the men and children getting killed alongside the women. It's a horrible gross genocide and people are starving. But I still need groceries and don't need to be catcalled on my way to get them. I'm fucking bummed.

We already let Dubya get away with it.

Uh kiddie porn for example

It's an expression.

My parents bought a Tandy hooked it up real early, without understanding what the internet was. I was given access to it at maybe age 9 and I got my first dick pic sent to me VIA SCANNER. Pre-digital camera era. Someone literally put their hardon in a scanner, closed the lid, and sat there while it scanned. Just to send it to 16, f, California.

Press X for doubt.

I was walking through the city at night smoking a (now legal) joint with a friend and talking and suddenly it occurred to me that none of what I was doing was against any rules and that society was literally built by adults and for adults.

I think you put it on the bottom of the urn and write your pet's name on it. I have four tiny urns on my bookcase now and labeling them has proved important.

Sorry for your loss.

No one seems to know or care that "begging the question" means using circular logic and not that something has led to an event where people are begging to ask a question.

An example of properly begging the question could be, "does your mom know you're gay?" It's a yes or no question, but you can't answer it properly if you are straight. That's begging the question.

Whenever I point this out, I get down voted, which leads to the question: why y'all prefer being wrong?

We've got free local artisan coffee, organic fruit, mineral water, and beer. We turn the kitchen table into a ping pong table with a net after lunch for however long people want to use it and people do. At 17:00 everyone's got a beer on their desk and by 18:00 the doors are locked and the lights are out. One Thursday a month the table is used for beer pong after work and we play card games like Exploding Kittens. Idk I like it here.

Not everywhere sucks. I've never worked an hour over my full-time requirements (ever), I get unlimited sick leave and no one shames me for missing a week as long as I call in properly. 31 Vacation days and company parties are nice too, plus paid travel time and nice hotel rooms. Also I've never made more money in my life and we're all getting extra bonuses to cover the unexpected inflation.

Oh and I can work from home four days a week if I want to. Gotta come in that one day, but it's a fifteen minute walk from my house so that's just fine for me. I come in on Tuesdays because that's when the company orders lunch for everyone (just one day a week but still cool).

Idk about that. When I worked in a factory we always measured 510 g into our 500 g packages in order to avoid this happening. You're getting ripped off and making excuses for it.

I'll look into this option, thank you!

I was trying to customize shit and accidentally deleted my entire task bar. I couldn't figure out how I did it so I just installed a different one which needed to boot on startup.

There's only one reason to post this, and it's not a pretty one.

Why would we assume you're not being honest? Pretty sure we're mostly all here due to hating Spez.

Ibuprofen and caffeine. After consuming, lay down and try to nap until the caffeine hits.

I run mint on a T460s and it works like a charm.

Sperm can absolutely be used to denigrate women.

So many comments suggesting American cities... I would rather suggest humbling yourself to the point where you can beg for EU citizenship. There's no point in the US anymore.

X men of Lemmy, what advice do you have for Y men of Lemmy?

Why not allow answers from women and for women? You already know most answers will be from and for men, why specifically exclude the least empowered amongst us? I thought I'd gotten away from that when I left reddit. We can be better.

Not that, but the fact that men who have experienced this at a young age can still get off. The women cannot. There is a big difference.

Laser hair removal, unlike electrolysis, isn't permanent and needs to be repeated about every seven years.

Not this one, but thank you! I'm looking for one which had both their pictures on it, with Trump on the left.

Edit: I did look online as well as scroll back on Lemmy until I felt seasick, to no avail.

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I got German citizenship. Took starting over and doing a degree in the country for it to be possible. I also brought fluffy and we did a rabies antibody test and some other things so they didn't need quarantine.

Edit: This is why I said you need to humble yourself. Maybe that was a poor choice of wording, but the US is a sinking ship and I'd sell all my belongings again if things start looking that dire here too.

I deleted the entire taskbar.

It was, thank you so much!

Is gray a color? I like the dark ones that are nearly purple

He's got a pet passport.

Hey I'm a white immigrant in Germany! I was accepted as a waitress in the shooting club events in German villages and also in Karneval tents so it's possible. But then there's always one drunk old German suggesting I just moved here for the social systems.

Tell me you haven't smoked without telling me you haven't smoked

Europe

I still have and use one. Will it stop working now?

Only accepts US phone numbers, so probably not for US citizens living abroad.

This sounds to me like an ADHD cycle of failing to know how to prioritize. Focus on your immediate needs and take this step by step. First, find something to eat. Pasta with ketchup if you have to. Now figure out how to do a round of shopping. Just one. Not how to do them the best way forever, just once poorly to get some easy to eat foods in your house. Step by step.

That's the moment when they learned what they could get away with; what the Democrats will just take.