Probably all the climate change shit

Also if you told a guy from 1923 that the world's most industrialized nation was China they'd probably accuse you of lying

2/10 on the scale and that's just me being generous this morning. try again

All companies are built upon unfathomable amounts of stolen surplus labor value, yet people only cry about a crime when you steal from the robber barons

Yo fucking ho, salty dogs

We have my hampter. His name is Biggs. His favorite hobby is biting my fingers and calling me a virgin on the internet

losing half of my income to imagine a version of myself with the other half of my income? I can do that for free. what on earth is supposed to be the upside here? one that's so great I'm losing half of my money?

shrug and say that things will have to get worse before they get better

"My mommy made me write this because you got your fee fees hurt"

Rhodesia

holy shit it's big chungus i'm your biggest fan

How can you be dead? Just live

Body pillow. I got one off of Amazon for like $30-$40 on a whim to try out sleeping with one. Can't even imagine trying to sleep without it anymore

I've been on Hexbear for two and a half years and honestly I still couldn't tell you what the deal with its userbase is

The N word had its first documented use in the early 17th century so it's clearly okay to use nowadays

i know at some point i'm going to have to switch to linux but i'm lazy and really, really don't want to

i give it like 3 years before i switch

oh hell naw who clicked the red bubble

Sid Meier's Pirates (2004) still holds up shockingly well for a game old enough to drink in most countries but I would absolutely love a remaster that makes the game feel a bit more fleshed out and less of a "capture merchant ship, fight/run from pirate hunters, return to friendly port to resupply/sell loot" routine

Not that I know of but you'd have to ask the man himself

@Biggs@hexbear.net, GET IN HERE

I get around this by making so much pastaroni that I have the instructions memorized by this point

Yeah...he literally put $1400 in your pocket, assuming you're American, at the beginning of his administration in response to the covid-19 virus.

I am American. He literally didn't do that. I'm not going to dox myself any further than I already have on 3 years of hexbear but I was disqualifies from claiming any money out of a thin pretext. I absolutely could have used that money and frankly I deserved it as much as any other American did. $1400 was already a point negotiated down from $2000, and this was in direct response to a century defining global catastrophe

Americans will not line up out the door out of the polling stations to vote for a guy who, in time of great crisis, did the absolute bare minimum

Jicama is delicious cut up into little strips and eaten raw. Never cooked with it though

I'd bet money on it. Joe Biden's failure to do anything material for the public, the crushed railroad strike followed by what happened in East Palestine months later, his unquestioned backing of Israel, failure to materialize any meaningful student loan debt relief. He's running the Obama playbook without any of the charisma.

My 100% honest, best guess is that Joe wins the popular vote and loses the EC, just like how Trump won last time

SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME I'M STUCK IN THE FUCKING WALL

I've been meaning to look into planting some Camas bulbs. A kind of tuber crop grown by indigenous people around here. Used to be entire prairies of them before whitey showed up

no it has my waifu on it. my waifu is a delicately woven bamboo fiber square pattern in off white

Oh and if they made Civ 4: 2 I would pay $1,000 for that without thinking. I don't even know what you would do with it other than make graphics more pretty but I don't care I want it anyway

She was doing what the unions wanted

Do you disagree?

Boooooooo

r/chapotraphouse

these are some mighty bold words. bold words that i could place next to a soyjak. you best think your next words carefully, son