HOBO

@HOBO@lzrprt.sbs
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Joined 12 months ago

Just a simple hobo.

I reworked an old phrase because of him.

"You either die a hero or live long enough for everyone to work out you're a fucking idiot."

Texas is smaller than the state of Western Australia, while the USA is only slightly bigger than Australia.

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They stopped using that saying years ago

I need to see this now lol. Let's get freaky with Lemmy frontends.

AI tracker as I drive out my driveway: Well looks like Hobos off to McDonalds again....

And that's why we were the number 1 pirates of GoT by a mile!

Well I guess I'm woke then.

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That moment when you feel guilty about pirating something, not because of moral reasons, but because the show was so bad.

It's your lucky day, someones already done that!

https://spacehey.com/

Yeah I do, I anthropomorphise everything lol, I apologized to my door for bumping it with my wood trollie yesterday.

It might not have feelings, but I do and I felt bad.

Animated 90s 3d nukes.

What's stopping us? Going back to Reddit is what's stopping us.

That's how most my messages look before I fix them when I type normal.

Why should vampire magic care about the laws of man?

Because they might find a loophole that affects their own laws that they can use for their advantage.

That's fair enough tho, up until recently there was only one meaning to the name Lemmy, I do like how fitting the name is tho.

Just name over 30 characters from tv shows or movies.

You kinda hope this is leading somewhere and it's not just some crazy dude drunk with power hurtling the ship nose first into an iceberg.

Aww man seeing that name again brings back great memories, I credit that app for my taste in music.

You'd spend more time looking through people's immaculately sorted folders of music.

There's on guy in Germany who is solely responsible for the punk bands I listen to.

I tunnels here with my Gopher browser.

I love how he tried to make that documentary about masculinity and accidentally made the most unironically homoerotic piece of media... that trailer was just filled with buff dudes barely clothed shining lights directly at their junk. I've seen more subtly in actual gay porn.

I always remember that plant in Japan that was hooked up to a computer that would get sad if no one talked to it, but will be full of excited energy anytime someone spoke to it.

Now I apologise to a tree if I need to take a leak on it.

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I met Matt Skiba from Alkaline Trio and Blink 182 for a bit, it was at a festival he was acting and he came.up to me and my mate because he couldn't find the stage he was supposed to be on 5 minutes before talking to us.

Yeah they're our words damn it!

That's why I've stopped looking in my subscriptions, too much clutter..