English colonialism all over again.
Hotdogman
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Man, these people are gonna be unhinged once they find out a rainbow is our visible light spectrum and that we technically see it everywhere. The kicker is that "God" put it there.
Somebody needs to make an "unnatural billionaire death" bingo card. So far we got submarine implosion and death cage.
I'm the mayor of this town and there's too much crime. So I'm switching parties. That'll fix things.
Hide and seek champion.
This is what you're talking about, right? 
Sea salt, cheese flavor sparkling water...
I don't even know what to fn say.
Oooh, golden parachute time.
Let the suffering begin! Elect him in then kick him out at random times with no warning, repeat.
I'm gonna go with, “welcome to Costco, I love you”.
So...many...teabags
No, no, they disciminate against them as well. 2 birds, 1 stone.
Play stupid EA CEO games, win stupid EA CEO prizes.
33 million? Sounds like this project is about to overrun 20ish billion before they " find out " that they can't do it.
Trying to make her a zombie for the show, what's the issue?
Great. Now I'll never know whose house my mom is at every morning.
It's what plants crave!
How the defense industry sees itself
They used to be, then they took an arrow to the knee.
The problem is that the parent didn't give the child any boots with straps on them.
Huh. Well look at that, they're all blank with a rubber stamp on it.
It'll trickle any moment now...
Wait, I've seen this before. Undertaker vs mankind?
Warning lights, what do these things actually do?
It's an elusive mystery.
Like that wouldnt be more awkward.
"Oh hey! Long time no see... -points cellphone at person's face- ...Tom!"
Physical buttons will now be a paid option on vehicles...
Looks at non removable battery... Oh.
Daring. 7-11's never have unslippery floors.
They're texture bumps. We should actually charge you for that feature.
Let's see, forced return to work, more cars on the roads especially in and around big cities. Not saying it 's the cause but, it is not helping.
Any minute now the trickle down will start and everything will be fine. Any minute now...
If you can hear the radio ads, then you weren't using their product.
Serving 30 years, released after 7...
iF yoU hAve NoThiNg tO hIDe...
But how are we going to protect the power plant without the bomb? /s
Can't their bodies just shut it down? I was told that they can.
You could then just run over kids in strollers and blame the Tesla chip in your head.
No...fucking...shit...