fuck walgreens. mine used to be a different pharmacy before walgreens bought it and completely ruined it.

lmao if he dies of old age 3 weeks before the election I'm gonna shit my pants

wish I could remember. all my best epiphanies go faster than I can even write them down.

damn you! made me look (and need to change my pants)

facebook marketplace

quality over quantity my friend

I don't trust vending machines anymore. I barely used them ever but over the years I got moldy food a couple times and a bunch of times the thing gets stuck and I end up not getting what I paid for. fool me once, shame on, shame on you... fool me, can't get fooled again

next time a cop almost takes me out running a red light, I'm going to assume he's heading for a burger

I read that nasa can't even make saturn v rockets anymore. that the design documents and manufacturing techniques weren't properly archived and everyone that worked on them has died by now. idk if any of that is true.

woah. is this real? never seen anything like it. aren't those rockets like 200 feet tall too? wow, might just be stoned but this is really blowing my mind.

real shit, these things are mechanical turks. they really are cameras that are live streaming to centers in third world countries. when the poorly paid operator sees you're done, he sends the flush signal to the toilet. if you've ever been in a bathroom where the "sensor is broken" and it seems to flush at random, it's because they just keep flushing it periodically if they can't get a visual. real truth

the spectre of communism immaculately impregnated mao, who gave birth to xi.

Buys watermelon, looks inside. It's watery.

I was listening to a live stream with a couple meteorologists explaining everything. they were fairly jovial and laid back seeming guys but at one point, one of them got a deadly serious tone to his voice and started talking about how this one can't be rode out, can't be survived.

this kind of thing is why I do not advertise my politics at all. no bumper stickers or yard signs or campaign t shirts. im even registered without a party so you can't look up my affiliation. and I don't talk politics on the internet because nothing is truly anonymous. if someone wants to come after you they will be able to find you with enough effort.

hey as a guy who was assaulted, please stop saying all men are complicit. do you understand what you're saying when you say that?

incredibly ironic. how can you dismiss assault and say I'm the one dismissing it? jesus please get a grip and get off the fucking internet. why did I even try?

TIL there's a public mod log

not speaking for op but usually it's just a fashion accessory. It's basically a form fitting necklace

this is why I'm a computer denialist

i agree. it's very strange they immediately disposed of his body and never showed proof. and then a few years later there was that scandal where multiple people were claiming to be the seal that shot him. seems fishy to me

fucking disgusting

even cheapo plywood and cardboard houses cost a fortune so construction companies don't build with stronger materials because no one would buy the house. that's my armchair opinion at least.

the stargate movie/show is "plausible deniability" soft disclosure of the real thing. they "hang a lantern" on this fact with the wormhole xtreme gag in the show.

can't even trust that anymore with all the bots floating about

the secret sauce

a while ago I was trying to find a funny story I read about someone taking a dump in a home depot display toilet, so I could read it to my friend. but I guess my search was too ambiguous and it lead me right to the "coprophilia" subreddit, directly to a post that included the most rancid story I've ever read. I won't repeat the details, but my friend and I decided to end our search there because we had enough "shit talk"

let my people go

i know it's a pipe dream but if i live to see the eradication of cancer i will truly die happy

don't gotta be condescending friend

this is so scary for everyone in the path. I hope the president calls a special session so they can get more relief funding.

ah that makes sense. thanks

makes you think

I once saw five different bald eagles on the same day. before that day I'd only ever seen one in my whole life, and I've never seen any since despite being in the area all the time.

not unless I'm wearing something that I care about getting stains on

I have had both rabbits and guinea pigs and I can assure you this is a guinea pig

nearly everything unfortunately. my therapist tells me my amygdala is over active

if I may ask, what kinds of things are you storing? my computer has only 500gb, my phone has 128gb, and I pay a small fee for 100gb of cloud storage for photos. sometimes I feel like I'm running out of space but it's never a real problem for me. so I'm just curious because I'm having trouble imagining what I'd even fill up 5tb with.

can't you set a password so it can't join willy nilly?

when pigs fly