Iamsqueegee

@Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works
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Joined 10 months ago

đŸ”„b00bsđŸ”„ feel like bags of sand 💯

Fuck you. Respectfully.

Cat, I farted.

I think they did really well with Battlefield 2042. It destroyed my interest in the Battlefield franchise. Loved Battlefield 4, 5 and the second 1, though.

Refurbished is not second hand. It’s an item that has been returned to the retailer for one reason or another and gone through thorough diagnosis for any existing issues and repaired. You can save money over “new” to buy something that you now know has been scrutinized. Sometimes there may be blemishes, but depending on the product that matters very little.

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Prisencolinensinainciusol by Adriano Celentano

https://youtu.be/-VsmF9m_Nt8?feature=shared

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You can shop there but you’re not allowed to share any of what you paid for.

We have such noms to show you


Peanut butter jelly time.

“Choke” - by Chuck Palahniuk

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The Jan Solo look. Pumpkin spice lattes at the hip.

POON. Muad’Deepthroat. Feyd-Rawdog. The story just lends itself to porn parody.

Faburgé

Ah, yes. Mozzarella. Fruit of the udder.

Neither. There is an age difference, sure, but an 80 year old woman is a well-lived human adult who can make her own choices. If it were an 80 year old female elf, then possible. Not sure what the age of consent is in elvish customs, or the age of emotional maturity. As for robbing the grave, no, she’s not dead. Robbing the cradle implies young life inside the cradle and there is nothing living in a grave. Now, if the elf provided the woman with prolonged life through elvish ways, then technically, he’s robbing the grave.

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Now that avian flu is available in hamberders, masks only get in the way of eating. So, still irrelevant and illegal.

Enemy Territory: Quake Wars did the same thing. It added to the realism because it was “now”. That being said, I don’t want real world advertising in my fantasy world game playing time. World building fake ads? Like frilly toothpicks, I’m for ‘em!

The Jan Solo look. Pumpkin spice lattes at the hip.

The El Camino is a mullet.

Edge of Tomorrow

Giving up wealth, fortune, and fame for cosmic knowledge? You’re a real frood dude, candelestine!

You deserve good things in life.

Toadtato?

Superliminal. Some problems aren’t a problem with the right perspective.

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Ergo, I am Superman. And I know what’s happening.

Goo Goo Muck - The Cramps After Midnight - Fastway

“I know this ship like the back of my hand.”

Effective has two effs. I appreciate that defective only has one eff. Like, if you give an eff about something, you can make what doesn’t work, work.

There are Carvels and Cinnabons in the same building in some places. Yeah. Stoner Mecca, my dude. Hope you enjoyed the fuck outta that. Looks killer!

I used to use 000 steel wool on chrome motorcycle pipes and they never scratched, so that’s safe. For your stove, I’d try some boiling water to soften the mess first. Then, go ahead and clean in your regular fashion.

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Sounds something like this when walking

Shau-dere? Shau-dere? It's "chowdah." Say it right!

“Jesus juice”

The movie V/H/S 2 pretty much combines your ideas in a short called “A Ride in the Park”

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Hannibal

Personally, the first time I experienced this.`

Food? No. Cuisine? Perhaps.

Lian Li make nice all black aluminum cases in a variety of sizes.