We've always mostly been about writing weird smut, huh?

THIS IS THE LIBERAL AGENDA

I've always looked at Linux users as the vegans of the computer world. You know they have a point but holy shit can shut up about it for like 5 minutes?

True I know, in both cases, the annoying type are a vocal minority.

I've never seen the sequel where he does things right

Did Biden ever even really talk about 2025? I'm loving that this is one of the very first places she goes and I hope she just presses hard on it non-fucking stop what's in it

Maybe you shouldn't have made it so shit

Right? The butt funnel goes to the right of the plate

House would make fun of you for like 10 minutes. Then help you transition. Then after you transition he says your dress makes you look fat.

She should build an ice skating rink

Tell them their porn's going away. Do it in the fucking debate. Do it pussy.

I met your wife there too.

Bullshit

Just passing through and corrupting children.

lol what the hell is this. a generic comment turned into an ad for lemmy?

All the other cyber trucks didn't come back because they're too busy filling their truck up with gold you better get there fast before they get it all

I figured this was going to be somebody wanting to talk about his politics or something like that but no it's just a pedantic Englishman pissed that people are using the wrong title

I had completely forgotten about their war on adblockers. Haven't had to play with uBlock for months.

This has been a scary fucking ride but I like this turn

Remember when his drunken piece of shit kid killed someone and Hulk Hogan Said it was probably karma?

Told the baby before the 12 year old.

Classic middle child shit.

Come on Biden. Go to fucking town. Let your legacy be crazy ass fights.

God is neither man nor woman.

But I bet it has holes.

Pee is stored in the pipes?

We all have plastic in our balls so apparently we're on our way to making some kind of plastic lifeform

I'm not sure. For some reason I'm having trouble seeing my bingo card

I can give myself a handjob. You want that fifth star you better get to suckin.

It took down Martha Stewart..

I love how excited she is

God pinky promised not to rape anybody anymore though

Only slightly the same thing nowhere near the same but.. A story I feel the need to share. One time I got arrested over a petty little warrant. Over a broken windshield. Guilty. I was an idiot letting it go to warrant. My only defense is I was a fucking stupid ass 22-year-old. This happened at like 1:00 in the morning like 20 years ago. We didn't have a working phone so I couldn't call home but as soon as I was getting arrested my friend that was with me said he would go talk to my mom and get my bail taken care of.

Less than 45 minutes after I got there the bus that was supposed to pick people up and take them to county showed up and they said... Well nobody's got you in this amount of time we're sending you to county.

And then for 3 days... They fucking lost me. My mom made my bail like 20 minutes after they bussed me away. But I was in there for 3 days because somehow in the system they couldn't figure out where the fuck I had been sent.

When they finally found me they didn't even take me all the way home even though it was only less than a mile from the original police station. They insisted that was the farthest they would go. One more fucking mile on a main road.

Also you're fat.

I give up I'm going to go piss in the kitchen

Who among us has not done that.

If I suck your dick it's almost like I sucked Kevin Bacon's dick

So you can have a little quiet to watch monster high

Socks.

If I did the things i do in video games IRL you would be saying I should be in jail.

I would put my dick in everything in this picture.

What pride flag is that?