Wow. Made it 42 years and thought "I need to murder a child"
Wow. Made it 42 years and thought "I need to murder a child"
Images you can hear
Sir, are you aware that you are leaking coolant at an alarming rate?
Did he learn nothing from Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction?
It crumpled like a house of dominos, check mate!
Good way to avoid frostbite, folks put your hands between your buttocks. That's nature's pocket.
"how much is our fine?"
A dark fig can also be mistaken for a date
The church?
I got a whooo from the other room when I sent it to my wife
I like this advice. One bad eye vs 2 bad eyes is more than 50% better.
Ohh. Nibbler?
Agreed. I say ”fuck yo puts" to the writer of this article.. but also, thank you for some extra facts in the article.
It's a work experience. Well I'm about to have it as my uniform for a day
We shall ride in 1 hr! Now where is my Scooty-Puff jr.
They destroyed Mint and force you to use credit karma. Guess I'll have to find a different company to give all my financial data to.
Someone was ready for the 373 max decline
Holy hell
I'm sure whoever Trump picks would also do worse against Biden
Geez...it looks like a field of mannequins.
You try saying that when Attack Beavers got a hold of your wood!
I remember my cousin saying "watch out for z onkle, he's a creep"
I feel you man. It's this WOKE guvment and this CANCEL culture. I make observations AND conclusions and now I'm RACIST? I'm just lucky I'm on disability.
Well I'm not blind in both eyes thanks to random internet people. It's a win
My wife always says I have a big cock. Probably because her's is so small
All I hear is Pony by Ginuwine
Thx. I'll give it a shot!
That's what she said?
Awesome! I recently inherited a car and you made it easy for me.
Automatically deny, you say? Thank you
Me on my birthday: can we have butt sex? My wife on her birthday: can we have condom sex?
I wish my wife learned some knife skills as a child. She's not allowed to cut cheese anymore.
What is chaturbate? And am i missing out?
I'm glad to hear he won't "lose interest" in working now. I can't wait to see his next big plan after the industry dominating cyber truck.