Wow. Made it 42 years and thought "I need to murder a child"
Wow. Made it 42 years and thought "I need to murder a child"
If you throw your controller at the screen, you can get the same effect
Are we a week away from a picture of him in blackface?
Rafael needs to go!
I thought that was already the plan with the new agreement. Anything "heading" towards Poland is game on
Images you can hear
Sir, are you aware that you are leaking coolant at an alarming rate?
Trading halt? The dumb company is up over 100% in less than a month. I can't imagine why it dropped 10%. Let it tank already.
Did he learn nothing from Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction?
It crumpled like a house of dominos, check mate!
Big if true
I really wish Tesla could divorce dipsh** musk. I enjoy my Y but I can't anymore
Cunt! Would you like to see my hello?
Good way to avoid frostbite, folks put your hands between your buttocks. That's nature's pocket.
Where's the straw?
60 to 63 for men. 55 to 58 for most women.
"how much is our fine?"
She should one up her and say fried chicken curry....wait, is that a thing? Like chicken curry katsu? Now I'm hungry
A dark fig can also be mistaken for a date
It's a cheeseburger commemorating the Trump tower, which became the tallest building in Manhattan on 9/11
Looks like the future I want is in the past
Minors be miners
The church?
I got a whooo from the other room when I sent it to my wife
I like this advice. One bad eye vs 2 bad eyes is more than 50% better.
Ohh. Nibbler?
Agreed. I say ”fuck yo puts" to the writer of this article.. but also, thank you for some extra facts in the article.
It's a work experience. Well I'm about to have it as my uniform for a day
We shall ride in 1 hr! Now where is my Scooty-Puff jr.
Hard? Looks like I'll need a little luck!
Not really related, I saw a c-17a globemaster III today over Austin today. Was flying in from DC. Still pretty cool
Poopy butthole vs Mr. Poopybutthole
Holy hell
Glockcoma - when a cop pistol whips you so hard you are hospitalized with glockcoma
How would a bird carry a coconut?
They destroyed Mint and force you to use credit karma. Guess I'll have to find a different company to give all my financial data to.
Someone was ready for the 373 max decline
I would hope so, imagine trying to jerk..I mean, brush your teeth with your non-dominant hand. It just feels weird.
I'm glad to hear he won't "lose interest" in working now. I can't wait to see his next big plan after the industry dominating cyber truck.