I swear I’ll refeed my starter any week now

From fuckin kids to killin kids, a true conservative

In your base, killin your doods

Can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. Get fucked you piece of shit

Maybe it’s time we nationalize our infrastructure. Railroads, telecom, electric grid. The capitalists have jerked us around nonstop

I can dream. I guess there’s some consolation to his mind slowly becoming his prison. If anyone deserves dementia, it’s this traitor

This, isn’t the onion?

Nationalize the tubes

Considering he comes from apartheid mining wealth, I bet he’s been racist the whole time

Where’s my thin blue line and southern loser flag options?

He’ll escape justice when he melts in the AZ heat and reconstitutes outside the jail

Vote against trump then? Unless you never want to vote again I guess

Thank fuck. Finally

The appropriate response is that the debt must be repaid in kind, within the fortnight, lest their house fall into disrepute

The plan may have changed, but I imagine it still put some pigs in a good home

So the Bible telling us not to spill out seed on the ground was just Monsanto lobbying?

Nah. Trump is dangerous. You skip this vote, you might never vote again

Well we saw his brain melt out of his head on live tv Edit: just trying to be funny. Didn’t mean to imply he had a brain before that

If they're old enough to toil in the mines and looms, they’re old enough to know better

Jesus christ

Nothing more terrible than when a natural stride length and the distances between cracks don’t quite line up. Sorry mom

It’s my heritage!!!!!!

This is terrible, if it became popular the Koch family line would be extinct in a fortnight!

Nothing to add, but goddamn, that comment is art

There will always be a hamas, because when you commit human rights violations against an oppressed occupied people for so long that’s what you get. Israel is the architect of its own misery here

Just run Adblock and noscript, easy peasy chicken squeezy

Fucking sick. Communist

What a lovable scamp!

Totally alive Herman Cain

¿Porque no los dos? Crunchwrap burger

Well, musk is an asshole, a boob, and a dick…

This is the real deflategate

For me it’s Erik satie’s Gymnopedie no. 1. I listened to a dramatized audiobook of lord of the rings a bunch when I was a kid. They played gymnopedie no 1 when bilbo, Frodo, Gandalf and the elves sailed to valinor, and it made me cry every time

Being a heavy smoker, they certainly were

Wish I had gotten diagnosed with adhd. Earlier would have been better, but really it was college and early 20s where it hurt me the most (ie the period of time where I no longer had my parents managing my calendar, and before my wife and I started divvying up personal and household tasks based on our strengths)

They should be careful, tank too much and they’ll be relegated to the championship

Indeed

The vanguard arrives!

Indeed, welcome aboard

Economic violence is violence. The war has begun

Hunter? I hardly knew ‘er!