Jubei Kibagami

@Jubei Kibagami@lemmy.world
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Joined 9 months ago

You're a person of culture and sophistication ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘

So, in theory, The Satanic Temple could make an app to mark all the Christian households then. I wonder if they'd be interested in that.

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Triggered into entering the felon list by some pool noodles and some lights ๐Ÿ˜‚

How does a cue ball get less sharp?

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Remember kids, you can be a draft dodger and be president ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰

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Reminded me of a story of a Border Patrol agent who dutifully served the government for 20 years, plus some military service on top of it. After they found out he was illegal, through no direct fault of his, they tossed him out, even after he cruelly tossed immigrants himself. No mercy for anyone under any circumstance is the unspoken motto of INS, even as they deport citizens or veterans.

Agent story:

https://archive.ph/Do0uc

Deported veterans:

https://youtu.be/N6rjCvgRkq0?si=0lAUqgdFcT5qKTt2

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Next time make it 35 mil each day the system is up.

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The system we set up to show ads accidentally showed ads.

Time to go donate to TST and the FFRF, peeps.

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If you go on YouTube and look up videos of the eclipse yesterday, you'll see a ton of videos about why the eclipse marks the beginning of the end of the world. Just pure and total insanity or people taking advantage of that insanity. You might be surprised but you probably won't be because you know in your heart that we're just that far gone now.

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You know when you reprimand your dog and they tuck their ass in? Voilร  ๐Ÿซด

I bet a certain Analyst/Therapist was involved in that.

From Lullaby by Palahniuk:

"People who would never throw litter from their car will drive past you with their radio blaring. People whoโ€™d never blow cigar smoke at you in a crowded restaurant will bellow into their cell phone. Theyโ€™ll shout at each other across the space of a dinner plate.

These people who would never spray herbicides or insecticides will fog the neighborhood with their stereo playing Scottish bagpipe music. Chinese opera. Country and western.

Outdoors, a bird singing is fine. Patsy Cline is not.

Outdoors, the din of traffic is bad enough. Adding Chopinโ€™s Piano Concerto in E Minor is not making the situation any better.

You turn up your music to hide the noise. Other people turn up their music to hide yours. You turn up yours again. Everyone buys a bigger stereo system. This is the arms race of sound. You donโ€™t win with a lot of treble.

This isnโ€™t about quality. Itโ€™s about volume.

This isnโ€™t about music. This is about winning.

You stomp the competition with the bass line. You rattle windows. You drop the melody line and shout the lyrics. You put in foul language and come down hard on each cussword.

You dominate.

This is really about power."

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Jeep Owners have entered the chat

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"Trump..." "...carefully crafted strategy..."

Fuck outta here ๐Ÿ˜‚

You're all alone, scared, sweating, fuckin' leg shaking, dreading having to reach back there, and, indeed, you know it's your life on the line. I've only been on that battlefield once in my life and I gotta say, it changes you. Hopefully it also changes your diet.

This is gonna suck for restockers when a lot of items get left at the cashier's because Walmarts ghouls decided to raise the price between shelf and checkout.

The spiritโ€™s flavor โ€œopens with umami and tangy aromas of nacho cheese, moving to the deeper, corn-forward flavors of the chip to finish on a soft salty note,โ€ the company said.

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Few posts make me feel seen like this one ๐Ÿ˜‚

What do you do here? I mean besides not tell the fucking media. You call a lawyer immediately?

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Imagine a boot stuck in mud only wetter.

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What's the musical symbol for a vibrato on that instrument?

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Reminded me of this passage:

"You've never seen a crucifix with a Jesus who wasn't almost naked. You've never seen a fat Jesus. Or a Jesus with body hair. Every crucifix you've ever seen, the Jesus could be shirtless and modeling designer jeans or men's cologne...

Nobody wants to worship you if you have the same problems, the same bad breath and messy hair and hangnails, as a regular person. You have to be everything regular people arenโ€™t. Where they fail, you have to go all the way. Be what people are too afraid to be. Become whom they admire. People shopping for a messiah want quality. Nobody is going to follow a loser. When it comes to choosing a savior, they won't settle for just a human being."

-Survivor by Palahniuk

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Bring your crew cuz you gonna out-quaffed, ya fuckin' posers.

You catch all the bAss.

10-4 good buddy

Oh, that's some serious finger wagging, sure to make them think twice.

I suppose that app of theirs would work both ways ๐Ÿ˜‚ But the temple app could open with a splash page of the Baphomet statue with the children.

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In some parts of Mexico, the end caps are called the "suegras," the word for mother-in-law, because no one wants them. I think it's meant to sound like "sobras" which means leftovers.

Santa girthy tho'. Your chimney better be ready.

Looks like we're having a Fire Sale boys. Get your monies ready.

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Podcast Addict

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He seems really into it.

Do you guys think they'll start offering housing as job incentives soon? Work for us and you may have a house. Or tying housing to your job like they do with health insurance?

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Guys, what IS this country's safety net they're talking about?

Can we throw in some snazzy Hugo Boss uniforms and some of that goose stepping the kids love so much?

They will easily make more money while selling their product at the same price.

๐Ÿ˜‚ Come on, man, like they're not use this to increase prices.

I thought it was gonna be the Barack and Michelle Obama Immigrant Refuge? That's a good use for it.

I think the FTC is the only one surprised about this. I bet they're getting their most severe finger wagging ready to go.

Le ministre ne ment pas ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ