My mom is dead... I asked your mom she said she sucks golf balls through hoses on the weekend as a warm up before hitting all the town glory holes
Just so we are all on the same page here... Y'all down voted science, you plebs
What if you tie a knot in the straw? Still one?
Just tried it... I can't suck liquid through.
Adjacent xkcd Https://xkcd.com/350