do I want a microchip? yes. would i take if it was made by a greedy corporation? fuck no. I want my HUD, but that feels like too much of a gamble for it

yea

Thank you OneMillionFurries, very cool

is there a transparent background version? i wanna change this to my actual firefox icon if possible lmao

i really like the statue getting head, I want that, it'd be awesome

i normally don't care for muscles, but like, something about muscular builds instantly becomes way hotter to me when it's on a girl (yes I'm a lesbian, thanks for asking)

NOOOOOOOOOOO

i fucking love poorly cropped memes

girls are morw comforting, stop asking if I'm a lesbian, my girlfriends will hear about this

valid and based

no, please do, it's so fun

hmm, i like this

i wish i tasted horny 😔

im a simple girl, all i need is for a pretty girl to pin me down, passionately make out with me, and to praise me and tell me that im a good girl and im set

it's nice to have some stability, thank you dog, it is Thursday

before splatoon I was sad and hated myself, after splatoon I'm a girl, a splatoon comp player, and have 4 girlfriends. Splatoon does magic people

ermmm, the dog has a phd in time, i think they know what they're talking about

but... obamna is so funny :_<

i resurrected him

OT summoning noises-?

I call my chat "chat" :<

god i love this fucking dog

god i love this fucking dog so much

🍼👀

my people-?

it is my job to be a problem

uwu

that looks actively nauseating to even think about eating

it isn't that easy, this dog is immortal

the plot thickens

i miss my downvote

woof

he spent a whole day double-checking, it's actually Wednesday day

it was on sale dammit, let me enjoy things

this dog is in your walls

when did Harry Potter try to steal an election-?/j

i took a look at the calendar, saw the day, and excitedly whipped out my phone to find this dog, thank you for doing your service in keeping this meme alive

prith

im so fucking happy, i needed this dog