"If two men or two women can form a household based on an equal separation of responsibilities and reliance on one another, how am I gonna convince my wife God wants her to do the dishes while I drink beer and yell?"
"If two men or two women can form a household based on an equal separation of responsibilities and reliance on one another, how am I gonna convince my wife God wants her to do the dishes while I drink beer and yell?"
"Angry piece of shit bastard continues to be an angry piece of shit bastard."
Step 1: Coding in Assembly
Do you take this man to be your husband? We've sent a six digit code to your phone, please repeat it for yes.
You end up with a worse pizza without waiting.
Unless you're high and eating a Totinos party pizza like a taco, then all bets are off.
If anyone's arguing the other way... Where was the national guard? An angry mob attacked our highest ranking politicians at the nations capital and it was less defended than your average Walmart on Black Friday. In the end Pence had to call them in despite Trump watching the entire thing unfold on live TV.
It was an orchestrated attempted coup, full stop.
“I think it was 35… 30 questions. And let me tell you, you know, they always show you the first one: a giraffe, a tiger or a whale. ‘Which one is the whale?'”
He's done this enough times that he knows the first one is always this question? How many cognitive tests has he completed? Did he pass the others?
It's also insane that the bar is this low. You recognize animal shapes, here are the keys to the nuclear stockpile, have fun.
Thank you for your snackrifice.
What am I saving for? Retirement?
Ahahahhahahahah
The trick is to bring in whatever busted piece you have and find the exact match. Nobody's gonna think you're shoplifting rusted garbage and usually you can knock out your purchase in just one trip.
If your project/fix is too complicated to bring in the busted piece, may God have mercy on your soul.
Had an old colleague who kept abbreviating 'follow up' as 'f/up.'
"Yeah we should be okay, I'll f/up on that later today."
"Hey are you able to f/up on this?"
"Hey, I f/uped with our boss today on our issue."
Elon tweets like a 14 year old trying to go hard on MySpace
We don't have to feed horses to cars so we can make cars. We need artists to create original works to feed AI.
I was watching a video about past extinctions and they had a line where the oceans warmed two degrees over two million years, which was just about enough time for the ecosystems to evolve and adapt.
Look at what we've done in two hundred.
For some, being a straight cis white Christmas male is the only leg up they have ever had on anyone else. They see equality as an attack because inequality is the only way they have status.
Without their bigoted hierarchies, they're left with a life of well-deserved mediocrity.
Toddlers electing toddlers.
"Horny singles in your area are wet for an authoritarian hierarchy."
That old porn site they took down
But never healthcare.
Clearly the pineapple is the slut.
And by Trump, too. He'd definitely try and cash in if it were possible.
Sort of a reverse Squid Game where if you don't kill people you rack up 40 grand in student loan debt.
Can we make drug testing a part of the election process? I could normally give a shit but I'm curious just how many uppers this man's on.
Whatever isn't sold off for long term care, which won't be much.
The eventual key gouge down the side is gonna look great though.
I had no issue with this show for a while until someone pointed out how overtly perverted many of the main cast are. The laugh track and 'adorkable' aspect really throw you off, but once you see it...
No, they're asking if you can get an erection
"God, what awaits me today?"
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. --Ezekiel 23:20
"oh."
The Sonic drowning music pops in my head randomly during other stressful situations.
It's like my brain has the worst possible soundtrack.
The people at the top have forgotten that free and fair elections are the alternative to violence.
The Windows key? I use it constantly.
Windows + Left/Right to dock screens, Windows + E for a quick file explorer, Windows + X for settings and dev options, Windows + P to adjust your second monitor, I'm sure there's other hotkeys as well.
Triggering the apocalypse? Yes please!
Triggering an orgasm? Satan's work.
The fuck Simon Says argument is this? Are we in kindergarten?
Clarence Thomas: heavy breathing
"I don't care for Eric."
I don't think we need to worry about the extreme left in the United States for a minute unless Bernie takes a real sharp turn.
"Your honor I feared for my life, you should have seen the dinner she made, it was subpar at best."
The crazies prefer hurting the other party to both party and country.
They outsource their conscience with predicable results.
Didn't similar shit get Microsoft hit with antitrust lawsuits?