"Analysis of the tearing pattern in these pants suggest that the owner did not rip them themselves. This tear was done by a machine...in the factory!!1eleven! Clearly the suspect is nothing but an impostor"
"We also found a reciept for these pants from a local luxury store. Seems like the owner got...ripped off"
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Seeing Windows on a Thinkpad feels weird. I better go back to Unixporn to feel better.
Tonight in CSI Punk:
"Analysis of the tearing pattern in these pants suggest that the owner did not rip them themselves. This tear was done by a machine...in the factory!!1eleven! Clearly the suspect is nothing but an impostor"
"We also found a reciept for these pants from a local luxury store. Seems like the owner got...ripped off"
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH