KrakBamKrak

@KrakBamKrak@lemm.ee
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Joined 12 months ago

I love keeping them on the phone as long as possible! It's damn-near a hobby of mine.

Today I got one I've never heard before. They were from the "Automobile Collision" Company that said they have money for me from my accident! I like free money...let's do this!

They transferred me three times up the chain...final one was their lawyer - that's where the call dropped. Suffice it to say...I was disappointed to not hear the end.

One of my favorites, in case y'all would like to use it - I claimed (in a Southern drawl) I was an Alligator Hunter...in Nevada. "Business is a bit slow...and I can't go to the zoo no more." Kept them on the line for 44 minutes...almost beat my record.

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I'm going all-in on shitpost.

Military personnel are still just people doing the job...just like the rest of us.

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Go on...you have my attention...

Scooby-Doo would a word with you...he just enjoyed some things in the past that are now legal in most U.S. states. That doesn't make him, or his relatives "disgusting"!

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If it were American "cheese" he'd be preserved for a millenia!

That's just the lid...usually the toilets are about knee high.

But I would never NOT have a bidet in my house ever again. And yes, I'm in the U.S.

I'm on my 3rd Husky (one them was white...he was a cool dude).

I love the breed, but I'm getting too damn old to harness up my current one, grab my skateboard and MUSH!

Great dogs...but can be a nightmare for the uninformed/unprepared!

Damn...I'm going to be getting a lot of dog videos from my parents.

There's three of us!

Ah...thank you! Now we're in the spirit!

I'm almost positive that's a Dalmation.

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I can't believe I haven't seen a "your mom" joke in here yet! WTF people?!? ;D

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