KrankyKong

"Honey, come back to bed'

"One sec dear, I have to scan your consent form"

Do you not own any mirrors?

Lol, gottem

"Demotivational posters"

I used to record the song using my cell phones microphone to ensure it was as low quality a possible.

Not a dolphin in sight in arizona 😥

Just have to put him in some rice

I added the "fuck" without even realizing it

Depends on how greasy they both look.

Well, not a high likelihood, but maybe a higher likelihood.

Maybe they have hair loss and like the way they look with a beard. Everything doesn't have to mean something else. It's not your style obviously, but no need to be judgemental.

The article says that a fine is more likely than prison time. So he'll sell a few more hats, collect some donations from his base, and be good to go.

Are these not valid questions? Serious question, don't mean to offend. I got asked the same types of questions before my doctor agreed to do my vasectomy.

I have a fairly unusual, albeit not unheard of, first name. As far as I can tell, I'm sharing my first and last name with 5 or so people in the US. Back in 2008 or so I nabbed first.last@gmail.com (I also own www.firstlast.com haha). Every so often one of my brethren will use my email at dicks sporting goods or something. I always finish activating the account for them and sign them up for text alerts or something. Nothing evil. I figure they can just reply "stop" to opt out.

It's a dollar more per month than most of us, including myself, will ever give.

I don't, but can I ask why that's bad? The water gets hot, lol. Are people afraid of the microwaves getting in their water or something?

Gotcha. Would now be a good time to gamble?

Don't threaten me with a good time

Nah, I'm pretty confident he'll get prison time. This incident has about as much coverage as George Floyd had. You're pretty fucked if your department and union are trying to distance themselves from you. They'll make sure he falls to save face.

Same. Every now and then some furry shit from an obscure community will slip into my feed though. I've just been chiseling away at those communities. I don't mind NSFW, I just don't want porn on my main feed.

How can you know? According to the documentary, 2 girls 1 cup, it's very tolerable for humans.

I swear this guy has one facial expression. Every photo I see looks copy-pasted.

I don't know. I never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.

You tried it!?

Love the innovation! It's not easy making everything about America, but by god people always find a way!

The choose 2 for 6.99 seems like it'd work for a you. A medium pizza and cheesy bread for 14 bucks.

You gotta get creative when buying from these chain pizza places. There's reasonable deals to be found, but they don't make it easy.

There was a meme posted earlier that used the term "USAean". They were referring to that i think

Can you elaborate? I googled the right hand rule, but I'm not seeing how it applies to screws.

Maybe it means that the US watches more bareback content than any other country? IDK. TBH, I'm not sure what horseback riding has to do with anything here.

...That paragraph doesn't say anything about whether or not the material is on the site though. I had the same reaction as the other person, and I didn't misread the paragraph that's literally right there.

Coffee tastes good on its own tho...

I can't decide if cultivation would be easy or hard.

Unfortunately it seems pretty neck and neck.

Nope, it hasn't been legal for some time.

Edit: Sorry, I was thinking of medical insurance. The Genetic Information Nondiscrimination Act doesn't apply to life insurance.

I guarantee there was a lack of trigger discipline at play

Stockholm syndrome

I've seen a few of these drive up convenience stores pop up. They never seem to last.

Same in Nashville. It's a shame. I wish the government would regulate this more.

Erotic muppet fan fiction.

The link would get me banned from Lemmy.

I hit Win, type "snip", click on snipping tool, then use the gui to start my selection process. Every time.

You gotta do a little poking around. It's a medium 2 topping pizza. Stuffed cheesy bread is also on there. Just have to click in the link to find that out.