Ah, Coop. Operating entirely on vibes and damn fine coffee.

Keep throwing Tibetan rocks at glass bottles, you absolute maniac.

Oh, don't mind him. He's just going door to door, asking people to join his religion.

Jenova's Witness.

The cosplayers have been alerted.

I know this is a grumpy old man take, but I'll never get over the fact that they decided to call these dastardly things "hoverboards."

Blasphemy, says eight year-old me, having just watched Back to the Future: Part II and now obsessed with someday obtaining a floating skateboard.

A letter from my dead wife? I can't see this going south. Time to head into town!

"Tell you what, man, talkin' about dang ol' E-girls, talkin' about gettin' on that Internet, man, goin' double-u-double-double-u, click-click-click, nearly fell outta my dang ol chair, man, talkin' about these girls, man, with the colors and the hair and the faces, man, talkin' about stoppin' my dang ol' heart, man, talkin' about...dang ol'...liked and subscribed, yo. "

"What website do I go to to kick your ass?"

Sorry for the convenience!

(R.I.P. Mitch)

Me want bite.

This was incredible.

(Says a non-Brad.)

"Kept the glove though. Keeps my beer from cooling my hand...and keeps my hand from warming my beer. And it looks pretty BAD ASS."

• Dale Alvin Gribble (Rusty Shackleford)

VANDELAY CYBER-INDUSTRIES: THE FUTURE OF LATEX

Get ready to experience TRUE LEVEL, bitch.

You've been hit by

You've been struck by

A smooth man o' war.

Is...is Gainax okay?

GET OUTTA HERE, MONSTA! WE WORK FOR OUR MONEY!

When you turn 12 and promptly WAKE UP.

What an unusual Pokémon evolution line.

That's a great pitch. I feel like you could mine a lot of comedy just by leaning hard into the protagonist's flat-out refusal to feel guilt or have any sort of redemption arc.

Unworldly horror: I am the collective symbol of those who loved you! Those who DIED BY YOUR VERY HAND!

Jerkass protagonist: Uh, duh. I was there.

This guy studies the blade.

DISABLED ELDERLY PREGNANT CHILDREN 🎵

DISABLED ELDERLY PREGNANT CHILDREN 🎵

DISABLED ELDERLY PREGNANT CHILDREN 🎵

HEROES IN A HALF SHELL 🎵

CHILDREN POWER! 🎵

Hell yeah.

"Oh, lord. He's made of bone."

I'M A VILLAIN, DON'T YA SEE?!?

THE TRAAAAAASH MAN!

Maybe I'm the outlier here, but if I'm a big enough fanboy of a certain anime, I don't mind a semi-crappy video game port that let's me further bask in that universe. Even moreso if the game's throwing out extra new lore or good fanservice at me.

Plus there was always something oddly charming about clunky PS2-era licensed anime games to me, although I admit nostalgia may be influencing my perspective there.

And this is coming from someone who played through both PS2 Eureka Seven games to completion.

NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART!

And yet, somehow, that boy ain't right.

Someone set us up the bomb! (WHAT?)

Right? I couldn't even focus on the headline with Super GOP Kart up there.

Now TAYNE I can get into!

Sometimes you can lose but still win.

I saw a chicken today.

I'm fortunate enough to still have my full collection of RB4 instruments functional after all these years, and I frequently bust them out with my wife and my friends when the booze hits just right.

In the announcement they really emphasize that you'll keep the songs you've already bought. What they haven't clarified is whether you'll still be able to continue downloading dlc tracks that are already released. Severing that from the playerbase would really suck.

Although they are releasing one final DLC pack before this ends, so who knows?

The annoyed look on Misato's face is the cherry on top.

Yeah, my wife and I have long referred to lofi as "Old People Music for Millennials."

I listen to it nearly exclusively these days.

You know who else looks like a pig on a flatbed truck?

When Russ Hanneman dropped down to two commas.

Can anyone expand on this claim?

I did a search out of curiosity and couldn't find a single link, page, or video on the religious rites of turtles.

Grooovy.

"Second."

Take a wild guess...