Lapus

@Lapus@lemmy.world
1 Post – 34 Comments
Joined 1 years ago

My SO is in a non air prison. He tried cleaning a dirty screen because it was so dirty no came through. It didn't work.

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Those also describe the state of Florida and Texas.

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I'm 45 taking my 73 year old aunt to see it.

I'm terrified of heights. No one knows. I'm great at faking it.

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Anything by Mel Brooks

It had 100% to do with slavery. The south would not have been the cotton king with out them.

The Michigan one. Made me laff.

Thank you for responding. He is my husband and I'm a school principal. I never get pitty for him.

I put the bag by the front door. I tripped over it for weeks.

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If I wasn't wrinkly and old I would shut down lemmy with a naked pic holding a can of beans.

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I've had a rough 2 years, I think I'm looking forward to going back to school this year. (Teacher)

Is this real?

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That, my friend, was hilarious.

I have been looking at it for a while. First of all the noodles can't be completely soft. Then they really should use pointed needles, the blunt ones could smoosh the noodle. Lastly I can't figure out how they got the mushrooms in bedded besides photoshop.

I'm thinking, no. Not completely plausible.

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I am! I just applied for my first principal job and I would hate my wrinkled ass with a can of beans kept me from it.

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When I was a kid, when you told your fears, it was greeted with responses like, "that's silly, you'll get over it. Now get up that ladder and paint that wall. "

Thank you for asking this. I'm that student that had the same question but was afraid to ask.

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That is interesting how it went away and came back. Putting me on a ladder almost paralyzes me. I have to block the world out and focus on breathing in order to finish the task I got up there to do. .

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I'm struggling not to do it. But I'm old and wrinkly.

I'm sorry that I could not help you with your narcissistic fodder. It's shame you are proving that snowflakes are world wide.

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Because you know I'm right.

You haven't even tried to have a conversation with me, simply insulted me. I am not the bad guy.

Instances are what they are called, I think. I'm new here too.

Looks like Spain how's inexperienced and cheap workers.

I have not used it in almost a week and was thinking about giving up and down loaded jerboa.

You treated my ignorance as stupidity. I recently read an article on the history of contraception. They had the option of using them more than once. For the environment, I wasn't aware if they had made a similar product.
Instead of insulting me, you could have said nothing Obviously, you needed my attention, so you could have simply said, no.

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I'm an American, I will not cover the fact Americans are dumb and greedy. No need to CYA. Still sounds like you are a jerk.

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No. You should make that instance.

I promise!

Meet him about a year before he died. Legend.

I thought it was an imgur thing.

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It's crazy, cuz I've been am imgurian for 11 years and just got on reddit as it was shutting down.

Black eyed peas.

Thank you