"And just like that, he left."
"He what?!... Did he say anything?"
"Nothing at all. He plopped the list on the ground and promptly walked out."
"What a bloke."

That reminds me of when I tried mixing milk with orange juice because I saw it online. Then, I went into denial trying to keep it down because people wouldn't just go on the internet and lie, right?

Hah! Joke's on you. I accidentally restarted my PC and updated it without wanting to.

Oh no! Anyway...

Crazy that the line is at sexual misconduct but undermining a democracy is ok.

If MS decides that my hardware is obsolete, I'll just go full Linux 🤷‍♂️

TL;DR

“Prove Mike Wrong” offered $5 million to any willing and able cyber professional who could demonstrate that Lindell was wrong about the election being co-opted by Chinese hackers working on behalf of the Biden campaign.

in addition to having to pay a guy [...] $5 million [...], Lindell will now have to pay some of that guy’s attorneys fees, which were incurred in court.

Did nobody proofread this article? The writing is so convoluted. Run it through ChatGPT at the very least, good god.

Why do I have a feeling that Putin told him to say that. It's just too convenient for Trump to say that after that Tucker interview.

Like, am I imagining things? It's pretty clear they have communication, right?

the company is still worth over $6 billion on paper

But is it, though? 🥴

Between this and her openly calling him a criminal in her public statement, I can tell dis gon be gud. Oh, I'm cackling.

"Senator, is this deal dead, effectively?” Fox News’s Laura Ingraham asked Hawley Thursday evening.

“I hope so,” Hawley said. “It should be. If it’s not dead yet it should be dead. There is absolutely no reason to agree to policies that would further enable Joe Biden.”

Grok said it, Grok knows things. Ask Grok.

Pres Y to yiff respects.

I think this is a tactic scammers use to make you miss some other important email like online purchases. I'd comb through those emails carefully if I were you.

Oh, weird, because their MAGA support is ruining other people's lives as well but it doesn't seem to cross their mind.

It wasn't a command, but I distinctively remember the first time my cat growled at me for picking him up and I set him down immediately. Now it's his way of telling me to let him down whenever. So I guess he taught me the command instead!

Oh, NOW he's upset about election interference. Fucking weirdo.

Ok, but I wanna know who this is 👀

>Visit a park for free

> Realize that you're theoretically owing everyone in town roughly $0.01 for your "free" stay

No, it's a PR move. Why would anyone use Firefox 12.0 when Chrome is so obviously more advanced with a fast release cycle sitting at version 120+?

VS Code said hot singles in your area, click here for drenched felines.

My mind is telling me no but my weed is telling me how bad could it be.

$150-300k makes sense. $225M does not. It's obscene and absurd.

And minorities and women's rights disappear entirely if Republicans are in office. There's a bigger picture here.

Getting tired of this obnoxious centrism that "both are the same!" when they're clearly not. That being said, Biden is still the lesser of two evils and one that people can still live with.

They're born now, they don't matter anymore. Inside the womb: the most precious in the world. Outside the womb: fuck you, scum.

Makes sense. It has definitively stopped child abuse in churches! Oh, wait.

What does brain fog feel like to you?

Reading this post.

My best friend is trans and he's considering doing the same. It's so bullshit that he has to leave an entire life behind because the conservatwats are so hateful.

Machoke me daddy uwu

This makes me nauseous. Block the fuckers out.

We... May have to close this thread early, I think you won.

The US really needs to sit down and decide what the president can and cannot do. It won't be the last time magats try this shit.

I wonder what sort of problems having near-unlimited energy at our disposal would bring. Like, light and noise pollution are already bad enough. But would people be even more careless with that? And if we manage to automate most things and energy isn't an issue, how would we live and occupy ourselves? How would that change industries and the world? How would that change things like war and power struggles in general? What about science and electronics?

It's a bit concerning but also fascinating

The Brandon chant is proof that the right can't meme. The left literally out-memed their boomer humor at their own game. Lol

And then it...

Wheeee!

You can’t fault hostile intelligence

Yeah, I can! 😂

What do you mean "lend"? They won't buy it themselves?? Corporate blasphemy!

I would. It's funny and not their responsibility. But they were honest. And I appreciate people who are both sincere but also curious.