Before reading the "so this isn't the answer to your specific question, but I just think they're neat." My mind went:

A seal? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within their pond?

It was fun hanging with y'all, break out the good stuff because you aren't handing it down to the next generation.

Parents often say that they love their children and would do anything for them, but they didn't love them enough to give their children a habitable future.

Happy zuck is an evil zuck, using the WhatsApp AI sticker thingy

Linus is amazing, i also love one of his other quote.

"Nvidia, F*ck You!"

• Linus Torvalds

Apparently eating succulent Chinese meals is against the law

Almost nobody picks the katana. Even the people who pick it mocking the sword!

I can't really blame them because they didn't give you the option to pick the complete set for the katana to shine. If you use it with fedora you can teleport behind the zombies and kill them!

Nobody knows that the katana has this hidden skill bonus if you use it with fedora because this hidden mechanic only passed to the few chosen people in the secret society hidden under the house that people like to call "the basement"

Just like munchkin, how the fck does a cat/dog with halves the limb is cute?

With My Corn Seed

That for Dolby Atmos i wonder how Dolby Atleast look like

Or make it so that people have a choice to add some of the extension features when installing the browser. Debloating is not fun

The Good the bad and the Kawaii

If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor! Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one! And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a "zoo"!

I wonder is seks gejowski know mike wazowski

You wouldn't understand they're literally me fr fr /s

I still don't understand the charm from disposable vapes. People who use this are the worst of the worst

That is what 360 on Xbox means. It comes full circle

And they have my bow

Mom wants to do collab

Where is my Jira tits Atlassian? WHERE IS IT!

Source : Under Ninja by Kengo Hanazawa

Noted, I will mix orange or lemon with milk on my next cereal breakfast

Everyone here knows that the only way to know who's the best chess player is by having a best of 3 1v1 king only final destination with no item

*Jazz intensify

God died for his sin that's why he got less jail time

Customer: excuse me sir, my cake is supposed to say "Rebel, cunt" not "cum"

Dart baker: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further

I waws bown tow "teehee nya~;3" awnd tempewed by the fiwe of "OwO"!

Youww "Lmao Bruh💀" wown't awfwect mew UwU Becauwse i am invincibwe ÒwÓ!

Well

It's not diarrhea it's "waterfall 🌈🌈"

They should meet my friend named rabies

To repent you should say "I'm sorry daddy I've been a bad boy"

"namaste"

This move is region locked

You can fit the whole family in there

Reminded me of this robot chicken skit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibDRcBV4x3c

That's just how everyone sees the client

1 dick a day keep the murder thought away

It must've feel like being blessed by the rains down in Africa